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Channeling Corona, California

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by B. Friendly, Feb 8, 2013.

  1. B. Friendly

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    A few weeks ago I entered into a business relationship with someone in Corona, CA. I've never been there. I've been to CA, but never even heard of Corona. I drank Corona beer a few times, years ago, with mashed-up pieces of lime jammed into the bottle, because that was the fashionable thing to do, and I was to young to know that it was watered-down gerbil piss, and not real beer.

    And that's as much as I knew about anything having to do with the word "Corona".

    Next day, someone else makes incidental contact and they are also from Corona, CA, and I'm thinking "that's weird" adn "maybe there's a connection" so I snooped around a bit and there wasn't any connection. The 1st situation was someone else contacting me, and the 2nd was me contacting them. Weird I thought, but whatever and moved on.

    So today, reading 2011NFL's post about getting the Nigerian Scam "House Cleaning" email, on a whim I took the address from the scammer and ran it in Google Maps, and the closest hit to the Texas address was in...

    Corona, CA.

    So, I know enough about math to understand that things like this don't happen by accident. There's something going on. My brain is good, but not that good. I don't remember EVERYTHING, and then notice every single instance where certain words, names, etc... occur more often than they should, but I've noticed this, and do not think that is an accident either. So, I'm wondering, what's the deal with Corona, CA?
     
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    rotfl, not even sure what your talking about, but I live about 10 miles from Corona, CA so your post caught my eye... But, on a purely, I dunno, spiritual level I guess, I do believe when you experience things that you are experiencing that there usually is SOME KIND of reason behind it. Maybe it was to catch my eye so I could recommend you read the book "The Celestine Prophesy" (a fictional novel) or "The Celestine Vision" (the theory by which the novel was based) which revolves around the exact thing I think you are experiencing...:)
     
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    You know, as much as I wanted to just kinda throw that out there and just leave it at that, I decided I couldn't just leave it at that and had to tell a small story about how I was turned onto that book about, I dunno, maybe 10 years ago or so, maybe longer. I was experiencing all sorts of strange "coincidences" just like you are, but I am kinda into "trippy" shit like that... "de ja vu" (how ever you spell it) type stuff was happening alot and I was kinda going through some stuff at the time, and really felt just wierd... not even sure how to explain in, but I was trippin anyway... Then all the sudden I get this email from some dude who called himself an "incidental coincidences researcher" (or something like that anyway) and that he was "supposed to contact me for some reason but was unsure of why"... Literally, thats all the email was... and I was like wtf is this shit and kinda just dismissed it as some kinda weird stalker-spam of some kind. but I couldn't stop thinking about exactly what he was saying, and relating it to my wierd "coincidences" 'issues' I was having... I stewed on it for probably a couple days and finally emailed the dude back and was like, "What are you some kind of spammer, or what the hell is this supposed to mean?" thinking for sure I'm probably sending an email to some Nigerian scammer or something, and I was waiting for it... I got a reply back about an hour later, and it was some dude from Colorado somewhere (which was sorta my own 'trippy coincidence location like yours is Corona') and he was like... "Yea, I really don't know what else to tell you man, I just had this inclination to send you an email for some reason, and its part of my research to follow through on it when I get these feelings like this..." We ended up exchanging emails back and forth a couple times cuz I was like in FULL BORE kinda like maybe I should quit smoking pot or something cuz this is just too friggin wierd, and I asked more about what exactly this "research" entailed, and he recommended I read the above book that I just recommended to you... So, bro, I'm goin out on a limb here sounding like some kinda nutter by spewing this wierd shit in public, but I gotta say... read that book and you'll understand why! hahahahah Either that whole thing was the most brilliant 'blackhat' marketing scheme I've ever seen to promote a book, or man... I dunno what! hahaha
     
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    If your girlfriend brings you a suprise present.....and its a "Corona" cigar. Then you know its time to pack up the car and drive to Mexico as its a certainty the apocalypse is coming.
     
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    Or maybe meant to be the next Bill Clinton!:)
     
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    Well thanks, I really do appreciate the validation. I already kind of know I'm not "nutter", but then crazy people NEVER know that they are crazy, right? I haven't read the book, but it sat on a bookshelf for years when I used to live somewhere else, and I would see that title and that green binder "The Celestine Prophesy" and it sounded like Anthony Robbins "see-how-bright-and-shiny-my-teeth-are" claptrap. A chick-book. Worse, a hippie chick-book. And, if I read it, somehow a small part of my masculinity would evaporate and disappear forever.

    I read a post here on BHW a while back, and the OP linked to a scientific article that described in detail the effects of marijuana on the brain in biological and scientific terms, and it really explained a lot. I wish I had had that information years ago, because then my experiences wouldn't be walled-off behind the sign that says "crazy shit I thought about while stoned". Instead it might have been on a shelf with the label "things that might have a rational explanation".

    So, with that as the context, occasionally I get this stream-of-consciousness "mode" where it seems I'm moving about 1/2 second faster than everyone else. But not just faster, but also out of phase with "the way things really are". And I'm grounded enough to understand what the situation really is, and can remember every whacked-out pot head I ever met and what I thought of them, and I wouldn't want to be thought of as being like them, would I? However, I'm a true believer and a zealot and once I'm invested into something, it's a State of Being rather than an Act of Doing, and so I just go with it, and take it a step further.

    Which is, that I think that I can, through the speed-of-light technology and the level of connectedness that humanity has had available for only the last few years, I can actually BE something other than what I was, and what I otherwise (without benefit of technology and the connections it facilitates) would be, which is a flesh and blood singularity instead of a non-dimensional being of inter-related information being transmitted and made manifest via the medium of the physical universe (electrons, radio waves, photons, etc...) and travelling at the speed of light.

    I am something, or part of something, that has never existed before in the entire history of humanity.

    And freshly scrubbed and new in the awareness of this BRAND NEW REALITY, the 1st and most obvious question:

    How to Monetize?

    So, I make bold posts and create some flash. There's fire, and substance, here too. And it wants money. And maybe a couple of the WowGirls.
     
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  7. kallen

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    Step 1: Pay outsourcer to rewrite the Celestine Vision (its better as its more theory and no fictional storyline behind it).
    Step 2: Setup a sales funnel for the book
    Step 2: Scrape friendid's of chics on facebook who smoke pot
    Step 3: Fire up FB bot to mass create FB accounts with profiles of good looking DUDES and message said chics with an msg just like I got from that dude in my email
    Step 4: Setup a delayed autoresponder that replies to their replies and says "Not sure what else to say... I'm just following my intuition and all I know is you should read this book, cuz its a trip" -> insert link to landing page for your ebook.

    Step 5: Setup a profile on some dating site where you can earn affiliate commissions and use your real details. Follow up with the chics 2-3 days later with a message that says "did you ever checkout that book I told you about? I searched around and found the dude that wrote the book over here on this site if you want to talk to him about it -> afflink to your profile. Kill 2 birds with 1 stone, a constant flow of hungry pussy in love with your brain, sales on your book, AND affiliate commissions at a dating site all at the same time.

    There you go.... anything else I can do for you over here from Corona, CA?:)
     
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    Haha! Perfect..
     
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    Agreed.

    Jesus. Really.

    That's just beautiful. Pure poetry. And I know the guy that can do the affiliate marketing and facebook blackhatery too.

    However, some disturbing news:

    http://photos.sbsun.com/2013/02/former-lapd-officer-christopher-jordan-dorner-shooting-in-corona/

    I just found this out today (a day later). I wish I would have posted this "Corona thread" a week ago. Next time.

    Okay, paying close attention now. And thinking.
     
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    While looking up the YouTube videos of the Occupy protests in CA (for another thread), I found this YouTube video (below). I'd seen it before. This girl is physically stunning, but that voice. Such bold and shameless clarity. Rings around in my mind like I've been brained in the noggin' in an old Warner Bros. cartoon.

    <<<<< KLA-A-A-A-A-N-N-N-N-G-G-G-G ! ! ! ! ! >>>>>>

    So, in the middle of the arrest and all the drama, she announces her name (first, middle and last), where she is from, etc... and I take note. Then run a Google search of this data and there are a few hits, but not much. Does not appear to be a professional agitator, nor the Executive Vice-Director for Campus Diversity at the local college. A lot of other details that may or may not be important, but I'll post her name, for the reasons described in the previous post(s). Maybe she'll do a Google search of her own name, and this will be listed high in the SERPs.

    http://pinterest.com/annakatsluka/

    [video=youtube_share;1Moe1-8rguk]http://youtu.be/1Moe1-8rguk[/video]