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Can it get any weirder than this ?

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Xlr8, Sep 24, 2015.

  1. Xlr8

    Xlr8 BANNED BANNED Jr. VIP

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    So I was just browsing the web as usual until i stumbled across this - http://hanage.info/en/

    Someones got way too much free time on his hands hands I'm guessing
     
  2. davids355

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    What is it? To me (on mobile) it just looks like a site written in Chinese or Japanese ....?
     
  3. Apricot

    Apricot Administrator Staff Member

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    I... well... erm it's...

    ??

    Nope. I don't know how to react.
     
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  4. itsromanorc

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    Just when you think you've seen it all...
     
  5. trickeren

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    mfw this dude gets more traffic to his website about nosehair than i get to my website
     
  6. Asif WILSON Khan

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    Wait until you guys hit forty.
    I had to modify my nasal trimmer, it now has the power of a flymo.
    Ear and nasal hair, Gods way of saying "Hold up Son, you are getting too old to be chasing young girls in clubs, time for the pipe and slippers"
    And people wonder why I get depressed. Anyway, anybody seen where I left my Werthers originals?
     
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  7. Reaver

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    That's enough internet for today.
     
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  8. Bruna

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    Hahahaha you made my day!! Lmaooooo
     
  9. Hawkster

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    Mate it was only a few days ago i noticed a few hairs growing in my ears, ive been in a sulk since. Im only 31 ffs!


     
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  10. Reaver

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    I'm 31 and I have hair growing out of my nose. I'm a woman. At least I was last time I checked. I may be wearing this bra just for the hell of it.

    It serves a purpose you know. It catches all those nasty things you shouldn't be inhaling. Of course the downside is there's actually a nose hair/ear hair fetish. So you can pull it out/trim it but then you'll disappoint an entire subsection of humanity who will treat you like gods.
     
  11. Asif WILSON Khan

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    Seriously Mate, its all downhill from here.
    Wait until you start seeing the odd grey hair. Once they start they seem to double in number every week.
    When I look downstairs it looks like a̶n̶ ̶A̶̶̶c̶̶̶o̶̶̶r̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶a̶̶̶n̶̶̶d̶̶̶ ̶̶̶2̶̶̶ ̶̶̶C̶̶̶o̶̶̶n̶̶̶k̶̶̶e̶̶̶r̶̶̶s̶̶̶̶̶ ̶ a python and 2 bowling balls engulfed in an avalanche.
     
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    As for seriousness... guess how many emails this guy gathers!
     
  13. Jasonlf

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    Same hair problem here. Seems like gravity is pulling it from the top of my head and out the bottom and sides... However, I am getting more trim now than ever. After my ex fired my ass and took everything at 40 I thought life was over!

    Turns out having a "good job" is quite the turn on at this stage in life no matter where the hair is growing or evacuating.

    Bottom line: Don't get old, instead, "age well"
     
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    ROFL. I died. This site is golden.
     
  15. HoneyHelper

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    Oh my god!
    that's ....you know!.idk.....!!
    LOL.....seriously !
    I mean....:D
     
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    Dad, is that you?
     
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    What a creative idea! :)
     
  18. TheGypsy

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    I wonder if there is a site for people lack of personal hygiene.
     
  19. hpv222

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    BTW, the nasal trimmer is also known as nose dildo (don't Google it, trust me on this one)
     
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    I get one particular nose hair that gets that long that if someone pulls on it a butler comes in!
     
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