Call me the "Nigerian Scammer".......................

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Who scams the Nigerian scammers! :D

I post alot of ads on classified sites, and I get alot of scam mails. So The last couple of weeks I have saved each email address and sent them all an email that they should each relate to in some way.

Lottery scam
Prince/princess scam
Banker scam
Car buyer scam
House/Employment cleaning scam
Fake paypal sign in scam
Trying to get to the u.s scam



Here's what I sent them:

Dear Sir/Madam


I am princess of far far away, and the heir to the throne in africa. I worked at a bank for several years until my
late father was assassinated and now I am stuck in america and need money to get back. I have a house that needs
cleaned in africa while I am gone, and I want to buy your car. If you will kindly let me pay for your car with
paypal, and I will have my assistant pick it up. Then if you will clean my house for me I will send you a money
order in advance. All you will need to do is send me your address, and full name and I will send you the money
order, then you deposit it to your bank and send me half back so I can get back to africa before they assassinate
me aswell. I will gladly pay you 3.3 million dollars for your trouble as soon as I am safe back in my kingdom, as
while I was gone I won the lottery in U.K. All I will need from you is $10,000 up front to be put in a floating in
a bottle off the coast of florida or texas. Thank you for your time and helping to save my life.




P.S. Please verify that you own a paypal account by signing in at the link in the attatchment. Thanks




princess, cinderella
 
"Thank you for your time and helping to save my life."

A very nice touch at the end there.
 
as
while I was gone I won the lottery in U.K

LOL
 
Hopefully one of them will reach out save our beloved Princess Cinderella.
 
Omg, a poor African princess trapped in a foreign land and she needs help escaping?!?

AND she's going to pay me with all the money she won in the U.K but all she needs is $10,000 to send me millions?

What a fantastic oppurtunity!!!

SEND HER ALL THE MONEYYYYY.
 
Sad thing is, Someone is going to reply and send some money.
 
lmao, but "Nigeria" is a country not so full of "scammers", e.g, Me?
 
Hahahahahha I'd LOVE to hear any of the replies you possibly got :D
 
Lol. Sure why not. I'll take a Jr. Vip
 
LOL funny i got an email in my spam folder by Miss. Gaddafi :)
 
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Far to few spelling and grammatical errors for this to be from a Nigerian Princess.
 
Far to few spelling and grammatical errors for this to be from a Nigerian Princess.

Lol, I was waiting for someone to bring up that point :D
 
Dear Dr Large Nether Loins MA BSC CBE Knight of the Realm

Thank you for your letter we have decided to accept and join this once in a lifetime opportunity. But fortune is strange and often surprising in life that we decided as a token of thanks in selecting our name to access this fortune. We bought a national lottery ticket in the name of Dr Large Nether Loins and surprise surprise you have won $50 Million US Dollars

Hence can you please send your bank account name - account number and swift code and then we will access your bank account and remove all existing funds.

Once again thanks again for this opportunity that so spectacularly turned full circle

Finally after we have taken all the money out of your bank account thereafter we trust you will be ready and able to go F**k Yourself!

We remain yours sincerely....
 
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