BS can get you to the Top, but....

"On a certain day, a bull and a pheasant were grazing on the field.The bull was chomping the grass and the pheasant was picking ticks off the bull.There was a huge tree at the edge of the field.The pheasant looked up and said, 'Oh, there was a time when I could fly to the top of that tree.Now I do not have the strength to even get to the first branch of the tree.' The bull very nonchalantly said, 'that is not an issue.You eat a little bit of my dung everyday for the next fortnight and you will get to the topmost branch of the tree.' 'Come on, what kind of rubbish is that!', said the pheasant.The bull said, 'try it, the entire humanity is on it.' So the pheasant, very hesitantly, started picking at the dung every day and on the very first day got to the first branch and within a fortnight to the topmost branch and sat there just beginning to enjoy the scenery, when the old farmer who was rocking in his rocking chair, saw a big, fat pheasant on the top of the tree and shot it down!

Moral of the story : Many a times BS can get you to the top but does not let you stay there."

: bs is bs no matter where you are - top or bottom.