{Boring|Dull|Insipid} blog post writers {needed|wanted}

I'm looking for "creative" people who can come up with the world's most boring blog posts that are ready to be spun. (includes pipes and bars with variations) I only want 2-4 sentences on a topic, avoid specific places and topics and the more self-centered the better.

Example Start with this:

My brother came by today and brought his stupid dog with him.
I was kind of annoyed that he did that because it kind of smells.
Hopefully he won't do that anymore since I'm kind of allergic to them.

Then spin to this:

My {brother|grandfather|fat uncle|best friend} came by {today|yesterday|a few days ago|last week} and brought his {stupid|annoying|dumb} {dog|cat|Chiwawa|Doberman Pinscher} with him.

I was {kind of|really} {pissed off|annoyed|bothered} that he did that because it {kind of smells|give off this nasty odor|barks like crazy|jumps all over the place.}

{Hopefully|I just hope|Perhaps} he {won't|will not|ceases to} do that anymore since {I'm kind of allergic to them.|it bugs me to no end.|I can't stand being around that thing.|I just don't like animals like that.}


Tips: It's easier if you write in compound sentences, separating the clauses with a but, and, then, since, comma, etc in the middle. Write about how you feel that day, what you ate, what you hope to do, etc. Imagine the most vain blogger in the world writing about themselves. (Oh wait, did I just describe most of the Internet?)

Try to come up with 300 words of 3-4 "topics" around 3-4 sentences each.

Name your price. Supplying a short example of what you can do will help.

Biks, the program The Best Spinner will do that for you in a couple clicks easy. its very powerful and quick. Buy it instead of hiring some writers.

I already have and USE Best Spinner. I need the original content that I can spin!

Then just down load some free PLR articles, or you can buy them for like $1 each all ready to spin. I have bought some from Article Underground before.

I don't want to take the time to spin boring blog posts, I already take hours spinning my good content for articles. Why do I want hundreds of boring blog posts? Well, I've got a couple hundred WPMU blogs I need to post something to. I don't want to post the same thing over and over again.

I'm trying to avoid "walking in the foot prints of others".