What the f###? BMW vs Audi?
I'd tell you what I do with a beamer or audi. I'd stick a cork up my ass for 6 months straight. Then after the 180th day I'd remove that cork and take a gigantic, hour long shit all over the hood. Then I'd drive it around town and nobody would notice a difference.
My oldest brother went through 4 benz, 2 bmw, 2 audi and 3 lexus. My 2nd oldest brother had 1 benz and now has 2 l-e-x for him and his wife.... which rhymes with s-e-x encase you didn't know.
1) Lexus has more speed torque and horsepower than all its competitors.
2) Beamer beats Audi and Benz but is no match for the almighty Lex.
3) Lexus has the smoothest, softest, sexiest, most comfortable leather and best looks.
4) Lexus will get you laid.
5) Surveys have shown that men with 8+ inch penises drive Lex while 6 and under drive BMW/Audi/Merc
The answer is pretty clear....