bloody floral

so im out with the misses today at tesco, after an hrs shopping
we site outside the store and have a smoke on a bench.
an old lady who must have been 80+ walks past me and
my misses, then stops. she turns and says to my misses
thats a lovely floral dress your wearing looks nice, my misses
thanks the old lady and of she went.

with the humor you guys no me for, i kinda turned sideways
and said to my misses, if i nip to the hardware store theres
a gap on my wall i where i can paste that dress because
floral belongs only on wallpaper .. and as usual she just looked
at me.

Er...........

Charming !
I got a taste of my own medicine this morning when i walked out with a fcking loud, and I mean LOUD, Hawaiian shirt on ( the kind old men use in Florida, I only bought it for a laugh but it's kinda grown on me...) and the mrs flatly refused to leave the house in my company rolmfao...the kids got back from school and the first thing they say is "cool shirt Dad, luv it !" .....she's still fuming !!