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BlackHat SEX Bumper Sticker...

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by themagician, Jul 18, 2008.

  1. themagician

    themagician Regular Member

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    200th POST[​IMG]200th POST


    As this is my 200th post and I can't find anything useful to offer everyone here, Indulge me with some humour and a Bumper Sticker I quickly designed for you to print out, should you desire. See you on the other side of 200 and thanks to all for everything. You really are the best!:



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    An artist, a lawyer, and a BlackHatter are discussing the merits of a mistress. The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered. The lawyer warns of the difficulties. It can lead to guilt, divorce, bankruptcy. Not worth it. Too many problems. The BlackHatter says "It's the best thing that's ever happened to me. My wife thinks I'm with my mistress. My mistress thinks I'm home with my wife, and I can spend all night on the computer!"



    How many BlackHatters does it take to change a light bulb?

    1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

    542 to ask How to stuff a cookie in a lightbulb

    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

    27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

    53 to flame the spell checkers

    41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

    6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

    another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

    2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

    15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

    394 to ask How to change a lightbulb using a Proxy

    156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"

    109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group

    203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped

    111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group

    306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

    27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

    14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

    3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

    33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

    12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

    19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

    4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

    44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

    4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

    143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

    1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again....


    IF YOU KNOW ANY MORE OR CAN INVENT THEM, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO POST IN BLACKHAT LOUNGE

    themagician

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  2. dashndash

    dashndash Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    what? :p
     
  3. djedje70

    djedje70 Regular Member

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    none of ur fr#$%ing biz dude!!!
    Love the bumper sticker.
    I guess that's why my neighbours are now coughing in the morning...
     
  4. lazysurfer

    lazysurfer Junior Member

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    I would like to outsource my light bulb changing. I hope I'm posting in the right section.
     
  5. oscarslater

    oscarslater Regular Member

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    1 to take the thread and make it into an ebook and sell it on DP for $100

    1 more to do the same and then argue with the first guy that it was his idea and that his great uncle actually invented the light filament in the first place
     
  6. djedje70

    djedje70 Regular Member

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    none of ur fr#$%ing biz dude!!!
    I smell a biz opp here.
    Any1 wants to do a JV? I can outsource the boxes for all these lightbulbs (light bulbs?)...
     
  7. younglungs

    younglungs Junior Member

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    me too

    lol jk
     
  8. freudianslip27

    freudianslip27 Junior Member

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    lol, nice share!
     
  9. Zeprokon

    Zeprokon Newbie

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    3 propose that light bulb have a tiny microscopic brain inside that at night captures information to report back to the Ananuki, Illimunati and the Freemasons
     
  10. fl*oorg0d

    fl*oorg0d Registered Member

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    4 light bulb company owners to join the group and announce that "I own a light bulb company, but I won't tell anybody which one. We'll ban you though if we figure out who you are talking about our bulbs". Shit, now everyone's scared to even talk about light bulbs at all.

    Is there a JRVIP light bulb section? And stop posting about so many cracked light bulbs...is this turning into a war3z forum?

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  11. crsk8andsno56

    crsk8andsno56 Senior Member

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    haha this ones good :)
     
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  12. Rambo

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    Congrats on the 200 posts. Keep them coming!
     
  13. fl*oorg0d

    fl*oorg0d Registered Member

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    haha, i will probably barrow some of your fireworks for my 200th
     
  15. workfromhome11

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    Very well done magician!! I love that bumper sticker
     
  16. themagician

    themagician Regular Member

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    '...Feel free Atlas. Here are some more for your impending 200th

    Code:
    http://us.bestgraph.com/gifs/artifices-1.html
    themagician

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  17. dashndash

    dashndash Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    and me too!! lol :p :D
     
  18. DrJekyll

    DrJekyll Senior Member Premium Member

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    1-9 for your Keyword goodluck
    hey, Can you re-upload some of them lightbulb pictures to mediafire?