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the_demon

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That's why I have a security system in my home and lojack on my laptop.

... Dogs are a nice scare... but if the guy has a gun or a knife they won't be much of a problem. Even an automatic bb/airsoft/paintball gun would put enough rounds in them to keep um quite. Really dogs in my opinion are more of a "mental" safety then a realistic approach. Of course they make good pets and warning signs!

I have a friend who's got a uzi bb that can drop 1200 bb's a MINUTE.

PS: NO he's not a dog killer or anything like that. Nor am I condoning animal abuse, just trying to point out the facts.

 

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nickr

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That's definately an old urban myth.

In fact, if you're in the UK, a version was on Terry & June (a sitcom) in the 1970's.

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swinter84

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SlowNsteady said:

that's why I keep my 2 babies in the house when I leave. 2 baby 130 pound german shepards.

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Back in the day during my true black hat days, a dog encounter usually got handled with a few hot dogs.

Sounds cliche, but unless you have your dogs trained professionally the old feed the dog trick will work.

I only took from drug dealers, and the way I see it, it's just part of the game...

 

YSL

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• #24

So whats the morale of the story?

 

The Scarlet Pimp

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• #25

I first heard this story as a joke that was told by a stand-up comic.

He got some tickets in the mail with a note that said, "Guess Who?"
After he got home from the show, there was a note in his now-empty
apartment that read, "Guess Again!"

This sounds like the kind of thing the Joker would pull...
and it would very likely work only in his world.

 

graphicnut

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• #26

Another guy i was also speaking to said his friend has his whole garage roof stripped for the lead and the guy kept dogs in a kennel next to the garage and he thought it was weird they didn't bark. They found they were feeding them for a few days

 

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troye

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• #27

if someone starts talking about the guy with the bathtub of ice with a note, I will start going off.

 

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helaughs

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• #28

Funny story just doesn't seem all that likely.

 

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maisaiah

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• #29

haha , this is told by grandfather and he said he heard it when he was 20 LOL

 

profile

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• #30

gold. you should try selling this 'method' over at DP and see what happens..

 

graphicnut

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Sounds cliche

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Do you say that as in "Clitch" lol????

If you haven't seen the "How to say Niche" thread dont worry!

 

YoungGuns

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the_demon said:

That's why I have a security system in my home and lojack on my laptop.

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My security system is a loaded semi-automatic 30-06 by my bed. I dare any of ya'll to rob me...I'll even tell you where I live and when I'm not home

 

Vivica

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Dec 15, 2007

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• #33

Yeah right!
This is an urban legend and not even a very believeable one:

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http://anonymizeit.com/?http://www.snopes.com/autos/theft/tickets.asp

 

graphicnut

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Vivica, keep it to yourself bud, It happened alright! It may have been a tale but someone PUT IT TO ACTION like most fcukers should do on this forum!

 

Vivica

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I thought you'd want to know that it was an old urban legend, bud.

 

graphicnut

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• #36

Was told earlier. What im saying is mate, regardless if it is an urban legend. IT has been tested and worked!

 

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ptsniper

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• #37

Posts claiming urban myths as true normally get me to bite, but I've promised myself not to this time...





sod it.





Bullllllshiiiiiit!!!

Your workmate is talking crap, it'd be all across the newspapers/internet/snopes if it actually had happened.

Still a funny story though.

 

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ernesthemingway

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graphicnut said:

Got speaking to a chap today at work who had his quad bike stolen from his shed and so he went onto say about his friend...

He had his car stolen a few weeks previous but a few days later it reappeared on the drive with a note on it saying "Sorry mate, my needs were greater than yours at the time. Here's 2 tickets" It was to some big show..

Anyway the car was untouched, immaculate! How Odd????

They decided to go to this show and thought nothing of it, only to return home and they had done over the house completely!!!!!!

Man, How crafty can they get

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pretty good one if you love these kinda stuff you should get the Bible of Urban Legends, I have it at home about 900 pages all kinda amazing stories in it..

 

virtualgeorge

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Many years ago I put up a fake security system sign in my front yard and put beware of dog signs up on the gates. Never had a problem yet.

 

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menly

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virtualgeorge said:

Many years ago I put up a fake security system sign in my front yard and put beware of dog signs up on the gates. Never had a problem yet.

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My sign reads "Fuck the dog, beware of the rapist", like you I haven't had any problems yet