Blackhat method with affiliate link

Hey guys

Started a blog a while ago, but i does not really attracks a lot of traffic.
My patience is going down like a concrete stucked maffia victim that is trown in the water.
The reason is very slow internet(working abroad in fucking monkey land and a lack of time)

But, i received some approvements from 1 affiliate called ZANOX(from europe)
I was wondering if i can use the link and use it with facebook or make a papiersheet with( win iphone , go to this site blabla)

Some offline blackhat marketing would be the shit!

I don't think you can use it on facebook, they will bann the link soon

Some offline ideas?