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I bet he made that announcement just so he can get some tinder matches
Probably. Melinda just swiped me right yesterday. We're chatting. She says she likes Megasoft, not Microsoft. We're going on a date next week, because I fit the Bill
They split up because ....
[puts on sunglasses]
She didn't fit the Bill
HAHAAHHAAHAHA you're a funny motherfucker man



