Best Worst Jokes

breakcode

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Dec 1, 2012

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• #1

What are the worst jokes you know?

I start:

Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife?
He needed his "space"

Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died?
He "pasta" way

 

zippyants

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• Jul 25, 2023

• #2

What's the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas? The black eyed peas will sing us a tune, chickpeas can only hummus one.

 

SEOplusplus

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Sep 11, 2016

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• Jul 25, 2023

• #3

I laughed

 

sozu

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Mar 1, 2021

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• Jul 25, 2023

• #4

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They don't have the guts!

 

WebMath SEO

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• Jul 25, 2023

• #5

Why don’t crabs donate?

Because they’re shellfish.

 

HustleTong

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• #6

Why did Elon rebrand Twitter to X?

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Because he can

 

breakcode

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• Jul 26, 2023
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• #7

What's the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus

 

I'm a Banana

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• Jul 26, 2023

• #8

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn't peeling well!

 

Gogol

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• #9

Warning, 18+!

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