Why would anybody want to help you with this attitude?
I would, and will, but still think you will fail.
1. Have a good long think about what you are good at, what you can offer. How you can be of use to your customers.
2. Come back in another thread, act like you are not a scumbag and list all the things. Then ask for advice and say please.
You may not care about rep, neither do I. What you should care about is the replies you got in this thread and wonder why. Not because you care about people but because you need to learn when to act human. Hint: When hungry, don't bite the hand that feeds you, don't growl at its kids.
Unless you are below 18 and very liberal, don't expect easy money. Expect to work for it and expect people to call you scumbag when you act like it. You are in need of help according to yourself, not the other way around.
I wish you good luck with all that, by the looks of it you will need it. People are not rude, you are.