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Best Joke !!!!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by abhi987, Jul 1, 2010.

  1. abhi987

    abhi987 Registered Member

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    Enlarging The Breast

    A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small.
    The husband comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
    Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks.
    "They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
    The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?"
    The husband shrugs. "Why not, it worked for your ass, didn't it?"
    :cheer2::cheer2:
     
  2. Dark Knight

    Dark Knight Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    lol can't post hule video :p
     
  3. Mrbiggs

    Mrbiggs Newbie

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    Now that's a husband with a death wish. I hope he doesn't want that ass anytime soon :D
     
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    Aaaakekkekekeke
     
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    imprint Junior Member Premium Member

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    It was an alright joke :/, I still like all the "thats when the fight started" ones.
     
  6. Ramsweb

    Ramsweb Senior Member

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    Hahahahahaha, I saw that coming though. But if You really say that to a wife or girl friend - you are going to lose them for good.
     
  7. mrmidjam

    mrmidjam Regular Member

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    A man is sat in a bar at the top of a huge skyscraper when another man walks in, orders a pint, downs it in one and jumps out of the window. The man couldn't believe his eyes but, the bartender didn't seem concerned and was carrying on as normal. Just then the man walks back into the bar again and does the exact same thing, orders a pint, downs it in one and jumps out the window.

    The man at the bar is really shocked and waits to see if the man comes back, sure enough the man walks back into the bar. The man at the bar asks "how the hell are you doing that?" the other man replies "well if you down a pint in one it will fizz up and the bubbles will make you just float to the ground when you fall". The man at the bar is convinced this is how he is doing it, as what else could it be? so he downs a pint and jumps out the window and continues to fall to his death and splats on the floor. The bar tender turns to the other man and says "Superman your a prick when your drunk"
     
  8. mazgalici

    mazgalici Supreme Member

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    Thanks, you make my day :D