Best Black Hat SEO Program EVER?

Hi guys,

Do you people know a good BlackHat SEO Program? I'm not talking about software..i'm talking about a program that have videos, tutorials and structions, teaching you how to rock it manually.

And, please... can you suggest some good White Hat SEO Programs too?

PS: Sorry if i tricked you with the post's title..but its because i need to get responses for this question ASAP!

Thanks you VERY much for your attention.

C.G

and you think tricking people will get you the fastest responses....