BassTrackerBoats vs. Meathead1234 Golf Match - Who Won?
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ibmethatswhoib
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I was hoping a robotic bsbear played with you guys, talking about little balls, holes and other randomness.
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mohitjmehta
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i thought greg might win,he is old golfer
madoctopus
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Winner: BTB's bear
Explanation:
Meathead and BTB started playing. Left car keys and wallets at the club's reception so they wouldn't each carry $1mil on the field and risk to loose it because of the wind. BTB's bear went on the field with them, disliked the windy conditions which messed up his $100 fur-cut and made him feel cold. He went back to reception and attempted to get the car keys from BTBs hot car and his wallet. The receptionist, a sexy young lady, refused to cooperate. Using his specific 007-like charm, the bear soon mesmerized the young lady, took her in a backroom and gave her a panda-fuk (once you go panda you never go back). Panda knows how to treat ladies...
Now the young lady, with her innocence stolen, would do anything for the cute panda. Gave him the car keys to both BTBs and Meathead's cars and their wallets. After giving her a slap on her ass and a kiss, BTB's panda put his sunglasses (doesn't matter is cloudy and windy, it's the attitude that matters. always!) got in Meathead's car, got to at 100mph, went past 3 traffic cams and got stopped by a police crew...
Then he ramed the car, just for the experience. It was crazy...
Pumping with adrenaline jumped in BTBs car and went to the casino. He met there all the previously hoping and unsatissfied BHW members who were naive enough to believe in the free Vegas trip. Gave them Meathead's wallet for expenses. Then, with BTBs wallet he went on a party & gambling spree. Wasn't lucky that day, he even lost BTB's car at poker. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas goes the saying so I let you guess what else happened there...
He did made new friends though, he always does...
Let's just say Unfortunately, Meathead and BTB now can't apply for a loan anymore... bad credit. BTW guys, I have a great ebook (only $47) on how to get rid of bad credit and know the perfect place that will be understanding of your situation - http://PandaAndOctopusLoans.com/apply/?affid=107 (affid=107 doesn't mean an affiliate id... is just a tech thing beyond me, just make sure you leave it in the url).
1 month later... Meathead receives a ticket for passing by a traffic camera at 100mph dressed in a Panda bear suit. His significant one opens it way before he arrives at home... oh gosh...
Anyways... how was your golf game? Had fun?
Explanation:
Meathead and BTB started playing. Left car keys and wallets at the club's reception so they wouldn't each carry $1mil on the field and risk to loose it because of the wind. BTB's bear went on the field with them, disliked the windy conditions which messed up his $100 fur-cut and made him feel cold. He went back to reception and attempted to get the car keys from BTBs hot car and his wallet. The receptionist, a sexy young lady, refused to cooperate. Using his specific 007-like charm, the bear soon mesmerized the young lady, took her in a backroom and gave her a panda-fuk (once you go panda you never go back). Panda knows how to treat ladies...
Now the young lady, with her innocence stolen, would do anything for the cute panda. Gave him the car keys to both BTBs and Meathead's cars and their wallets. After giving her a slap on her ass and a kiss, BTB's panda put his sunglasses (doesn't matter is cloudy and windy, it's the attitude that matters. always!) got in Meathead's car, got to at 100mph, went past 3 traffic cams and got stopped by a police crew...
Then he ramed the car, just for the experience. It was crazy...
Pumping with adrenaline jumped in BTBs car and went to the casino. He met there all the previously hoping and unsatissfied BHW members who were naive enough to believe in the free Vegas trip. Gave them Meathead's wallet for expenses. Then, with BTBs wallet he went on a party & gambling spree. Wasn't lucky that day, he even lost BTB's car at poker. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas goes the saying so I let you guess what else happened there...
He did made new friends though, he always does...
Let's just say Unfortunately, Meathead and BTB now can't apply for a loan anymore... bad credit. BTW guys, I have a great ebook (only $47) on how to get rid of bad credit and know the perfect place that will be understanding of your situation - http://PandaAndOctopusLoans.com/apply/?affid=107 (affid=107 doesn't mean an affiliate id... is just a tech thing beyond me, just make sure you leave it in the url).
1 month later... Meathead receives a ticket for passing by a traffic camera at 100mph dressed in a Panda bear suit. His significant one opens it way before he arrives at home... oh gosh...
Anyways... how was your golf game? Had fun?