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Badass/funny email I just got from my dad

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by kennyhoc3, Apr 26, 2011.

  1. kennyhoc3

    kennyhoc3 Junior Member

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    > > The Female Marine Pilot
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    > > The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.
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    > > There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.
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    > > "Janie, do you have a story to share?"
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    > > 'Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert
    > > Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, her service .45 cal. automatic, and a survival knife."
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    > > "She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, 'til the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
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    > > ''Good Heavens," said the horrified teacher. "What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?"
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    > > "Don't fuck with Mommy when she's been drinking."
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    > > I love these touching stories, don't you?
     
  2. xbox360gurl70s

    xbox360gurl70s Elite Member

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    As a mommy myself I would hit dad just for this lol
     
  3. vickygarg

    vickygarg Power Member

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    It is really funny.
     
  4. kennyhoc3

    kennyhoc3 Junior Member

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    lol yeah cuz I could see the kid go into class and say this infront of the class all innocently haha

    reminds me of something my dad would do haha
     
  5. kennyhoc3

    kennyhoc3 Junior Member

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    I know I just had to share it lol
     
  6. afcafcafc

    afcafcafc Registered Member

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    lol thats pretty jokes