back pain driving me to madness

ok i need some advice...

for the last year my back and i shit you not my butthole have been hurting so fucking bad that it forces me to down handfuls of shitty darvocet i get off the web. my doc won't give me any real pain meds because they are all christian idiots around here...

i am like freaking out from being in pain all the time.... this is costing me thousands and thousands of dollars a week if not a day due to not being able to work properly

what the fuck can i do to fix this? anyone else have any problem with ani levator syndrome, irritable bowel syndrome, or degenerative disc disorder? i think i have a combination of those 3 problems. jesus this hurts so bad man. i'm freaking the fuck out right now from pain.

Is this a joke? It's just not something you'd expect to find as a first post on a money making forum.

*edit* now that I've re-read his entire post.. I'd say he's bored and looking for amusement.

well i might understand if soon another first time poster comes here with an affiliate link to the answer of all his problems. If thats not the case, go to the emergency room, maybe the private practices where u are are super christian but the ER wont be.

the ER just shoots me up with some shit thats basically heroin then sends me home. doesn't last more than 12 hours. this is driving me fucking insane. i went from making 200,000 a year to 20,000 a year because of this. it sucks.

With all that money you should go see a specialist.
I saw a chiropracter when I hurt my back....the guy was a miracle worker

Yup, exercise at home.. google the exercises about that and try to do them as often as you can, go to massage, see a chiropracter, and when you are not working go for walk, run and try to sit as little as you can. And yes, buy some good chair, mattress and a bed. I just bought new chair for computer and new bed with good mattress(key factor) and I still have some back pain but lot less then before, I will start exercising now more often. Don't just sit, plan you exercises for the next 1 month and do it for a least 2x1h a day.