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"baby on board" stickers

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Ste Fishkin, Mar 19, 2016.

  1. Ste Fishkin

    Ste Fishkin Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Does anyone else fucking hate these stupid signs people put on their rear window?

    "kids on board, slow down"
    "Baby on board"

    I do not know what purpose they serve. They put them on there as if to say "I have a baby in my car, please do not plow into the back of me"...

    They really are getting to the point of raising my blood pressure and I have no idea why. If I could get away with it I'd throw a fucking grenade through their window and drive off...

    What is this about and why do people have them? Why should I slow down or drive carefully because of your kids...

    Why can't I do 60mph in a 20 zone like I normally do. It's evolution, if your kid dies because it's retarded enough to stand in the road it's better for man kind it happens.

    What is this about and why do people think it's ok to do.
     
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  2. Ste Fishkin

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    I also have a theory it might not actually be about the kids, it's actually their cunt mothers proving their vagina works by sharing the fact they could reproduce with the world... like it's a hard task to complete.
     
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    I rank them the same level as the stick figure family vehicles.
     
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  4. GroundUp

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    I think you've hit the nail on the head.
     
  5. collegeguys4

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    I'd rather see a large magnetic sign promoting something on a car than one of those yellow diamonds.

    I bet the cops give them less slack for speeding
     
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    "Wanker on board"
     
  7. Ste Fishkin

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    I also hate the motorcyclists who ride round with high vis, police style vests with the words polite on.

    I've been riding my bike a lot more lately due to killing my car and the weather has been nice, but I hope those fuckers get stuck under a bus. I cannot think of anything more pathetic or stupid.
     
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    baby on board stickers make me want to ram them more.

    Unfortunately, they are usually soccer moms with SUVs or mini vans and I drive a sports car. But I wish I had a shit SUV just so I could baby shake them by ramming them in the ass and then LOLing.
     
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    Ste, could this be your car?

    windowsticker.jpg
     
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  11. Ste Fishkin

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    Jesus christ tell me where I can buy that...
     
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    Maybe what they're really doing is letting all the men out there know they have a kid - therefore they like shagging - and they're looking for some action.
     
  14. sexyonion

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    I heard that the Baby On Board signs were created to let emergency services know that there was a baby to look for in the case of an accident. Of course, people are lazy buggers and don't take the signs down when the baby is not on board, rendering the whole thing useless.
     
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    I heard that its more for the emergency services to be on the look out for a kid if the car was in an accident.

    I have one. I love my kid more than anything so if someone was to crash into me having seen the sign, I take that as I'm allowed to go psycho on them.

    Baby on board = stay the fuck away because I haven't slept in months.

    Child on board = I'm not paying attention to the road because in covered in something.

    Grandads taxi = I am probably going to crash today
     
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  16. Asif WILSON Khan

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    Can definitely tell who are parents and who aren't in this thread lol
    When my Son was a Baby, we had one on the car.
    Even though it is meaningless, the parental instinct is to do anything and everything to protect your child, and even though you really know it won't stop a collision, there is that part of the brain that says it might help, so you go with it just in case. You end up deciding you would rather have one and people thought you a twat than not having one.
     
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    You probably have some family issues lol It's not hurting anyone except you I guess. I don't have one, probably never will, but when I see one, I just ignore it.
     
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    I've never been a fan of them, but only because while announcing precious cargo may make some drivers more cautious, announcing precious cargo may make nepiophiles follow you home.

    Some people are crazy enough to follow you to your house, too. I've had people try to follow me home before because I was driving the speed limit (people get pissed about that), although what I usually do in those situations is park next to a random house, wait for the creep to look at the address and leave, and then I drive back home. You know, that way that home owner gets stalked.
     
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  19. mudbutt

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    i got 99 problems but a sticker on someone else's car that that has no effect on my life in any way, shape, or form ain't one - jay z
     
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    I guess it's also for the fact that when you have a kid on board you try to go slower/more stable, and the sign takes out the reason for other drivers to complain..
     
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