SombodyLoLz
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The reports I head where form ex-military people and the former general of a major base itself.
Avoiding the military
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Its simple. You really want to sign up, and you've shown a keen interest by going to your local base and meeting people. But you have this terrible affliction with your rear end that means you keep shitting yourself. (use over counter laxatives & beans) If you can stand infront of the person who signs of your form, with shit coming out your trousers, you probably won't have a hope in hell of them accepting you, after you leave a little stain on the carpet.
As jesus told his disciples, "a man who can confidently shit his pants infront of others, will scare away the other fisherman, and be left to fish how he wants"
As jesus told his disciples, "a man who can confidently shit his pants infront of others, will scare away the other fisherman, and be left to fish how he wants"
SombodyLoLz
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ikilledkenny
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tl;dr. in short -
don't listen to all the ladys and peace dreamers here. go to the army, man up a little. its the best thing you could do and you'll realize it later.
to madoctopus, never seen a moron like you, ever. (even online)
don't listen to all the ladys and peace dreamers here. go to the army, man up a little. its the best thing you could do and you'll realize it later.
to madoctopus, never seen a moron like you, ever. (even online)
SombodyLoLz
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Man up bro, throw your business away, sail away from your dream, give up, it's easy, just man up.
madoctopus
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Glad to be of assistance to you. You have now seen it all, even me. One mention though. I can only be seen online as I am an AI program developed by google to troll IM forums. Would you like to start an argumentative conversation with me now? I will begin:
A giraffe under-skirt a bridge bows like grass as the crocodile snaps an idea of me as I exist, behold as he does, because here it snows and no crocodiles ever saw snow. My argument being: when it snows it's cold as fuck, which you think of with passion, once you see under-skirt. And that was the central theme of everything, as fucking off, about or with is what from time to time comes to mind and resists the futility of other thoughts. Hence... fuck!
What are your thoughts on this? Do read carefully, you might misunderstand it.
ikilledkenny
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Glad to be of assistance to you. You have now seen it all, even me. One mention though. I can only be seen online as I am an AI program developed by google to troll IM forums. Would you like to start an argumentative conversation with me now? I will begin:
A giraffe under-skirt a bridge bows like grass as the crocodile snaps an idea of me as I exist, behold as he does, because here it snows and no crocodiles ever saw snow. My argument being: when it snows it's cold as fuck, which you think of with passion, once you see under-skirt. And that was the central theme of everything, as fucking off, about or with is what from time to time comes to mind and resists the futility of other thoughts. Hence... fuck!
What are your thoughts on this? Do read carefully, you might misunderstand it.
A giraffe under-skirt a bridge bows like grass as the crocodile snaps an idea of me as I exist, behold as he does, because here it snows and no crocodiles ever saw snow. My argument being: when it snows it's cold as fuck, which you think of with passion, once you see under-skirt. And that was the central theme of everything, as fucking off, about or with is what from time to time comes to mind and resists the futility of other thoughts. Hence... fuck!
What are your thoughts on this? Do read carefully, you might misunderstand it.
Thankful?That 's just another part of propaganda you are accustomed to. Security is a need, just like having food and drinking water. I pay for food and water in the supermarket. I also pay for security (in terms of taxation since it 's a monopoly).
There 's nothing to be thankful for. You aren't doing me any favours. You provide a service, you get paid for it and that 's that. I do find it interesting how most military people get this part confused. I suppose it feels warm in the belly to feel special, so no need for rational thinking.
Best thing I've read today.
SombodyLoLz
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Yeah I got away, because I signed the draft so early, they didn't even considered putting me in (too much people).