Astronaut here!

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Hello everyone!
I'm Astronaut and I come here to Black Hat World Forums to join a great community and expand my botshop!

I hope everyone here is nice, respectful, and helpful. :)
 
Welcome to earth...oops.. BHW dude :)
 
Hello everyone!
I'm Astronaut and I come here to Black Hat World Forums to join a great community and expand my botshop!

I hope everyone here is nice, respectful, and helpful. :)
Welcome most respectable Hon. Monsieur Astronaut, Esquire Sir! Dear Mr. Lord Astronaut, was the latest earth landing entirely safe for your most revered bums? Feel all comfortable and most respected as you move them carefully and gently (of course :D) into this warm and great land of BH'ers... The warmth here is exceptionally sizzling and helpful for good members, btw!
 
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Welcome. And more importantly, if I were to fart in a place with no gravity, would it still smell?

Serious question.
 
Welcome. And more importantly, if I were to fart in a place with no gravity, would it still smell?

Serious question.
I don't think they are allowed to do that in space. It would cause a mega explosion on Jupiter in 0.0870566301 nano seconds! They are supposed to pack them carefully in polythene bags of 3.000000405 microns thickness and bring the peemuckgooGas bags back to Earth for disposal with 27 guns salute... nice, isn't it? ;)
 
BHW is the reason why aliens would even consider talking to us, enjoy your stay ;)
Another reason is to impress her in Get Laid On Venus niche:

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