ass for cash

Can't afford to take care of Donkey anymore. He's in good health, very friendly and has an assy smell. It is expensive to care for him though. I am selling him for 500 bucks (Got him for 2,000). Totally worth it. You pick him up.

 

did you mean you have "Gromered"
and you want to seII it for 500, doh!

 

hahah...awesome..sold.

 

Lol. I was on the edge until you said Assy smell, when can I pick it up! lol

 

how much for shipping?

can you mark it as a gift though?

 

Wtf??

 

thing is i live in part of the country where people would actually buy a donkey- (some prefer mules or horses though)

 

i've changed my mind about selling my ass for cash. thats very low of me. however, what I can do is start letting people ride my ass for a fee. let me know if youre interested. guys and girls are both equally welcome to ride my ass.

 

I prefer hybrid animals myself, like the Zonkey.

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the zonkey is a wonderful animal. but nothing can really compare to a big ass. i guess you could say some guys are zonkey guys and others (like myself) are ass guys.

 

you will need to get your donkey verified with staff n post in the buysell section.

 

HAHA love it!

 

do i still need to get it verified even though im not selling it anymore? I just want people to ride my ass for a small fee now.

 

Hmm, I take it thats where your nick name came from.

 

Aww with the title of this thread i totally figured my special business practices would come in handy...total disappointment

 

Nahhh, mudbutt is vietnamese for "big money"

 

hey there, i would love to ride your ass. tell me when your ass will be available for riding and how much it will cost me. thx in advance.

 

Im baffled by the overwhelming response to my ass. Amazingly, the majority of people that are interested in riding my ass are men! I never thought I would live to see the day where I would let a man ride my ass. For my services, I charge $3.00 for a quickie ass ride.

*extra charges apply to larger men