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Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by mudbutt, Jul 30, 2010.

  1. mudbutt

    mudbutt Jr. Executive VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Can't afford to take care of Donkey anymore. He's in good health, very friendly and has an assy smell. It is expensive to care for him though. I am selling him for 500 bucks (Got him for 2,000). Totally worth it. You pick him up.
     
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  2. BIG Dady

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    did you mean you have "Gromered"
    and you want to seII it for 500, doh!
     
  3. raidel21

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    hahah...awesome..sold.
     
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    Lol. I was on the edge until you said Assy smell, when can I pick it up! lol
     
  5. Paper-Boy

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    how much for shipping?

    can you mark it as a gift though?
     
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    Wtf??
     
  7. dontcallmebuzz

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    thing is i live in part of the country where people would actually buy a donkey- (some prefer mules or horses though)
     
  8. mudbutt

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    i've changed my mind about selling my ass for cash. thats very low of me. however, what I can do is start letting people ride my ass for a fee. let me know if youre interested. guys and girls are both equally welcome to ride my ass.
     
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    I prefer hybrid animals myself, like the Zonkey.

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  10. mudbutt

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    the zonkey is a wonderful animal. but nothing can really compare to a big ass. i guess you could say some guys are zonkey guys and others (like myself) are ass guys.
     
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    you will need to get your donkey verified with staff n post in the buysell section.
     
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    HAHA love it!
     
  13. mudbutt

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    do i still need to get it verified even though im not selling it anymore? I just want people to ride my ass for a small fee now.
     
  14. fun4uoc

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    Hmm, I take it thats where your nick name came from.
     
  15. Seariz

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    Aww with the title of this thread i totally figured my special business practices would come in handy...total disappointment :(
     
  16. mudbutt

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    Nahhh, mudbutt is vietnamese for "big money" :cool:
     
  17. evilman11

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    hey there, i would love to ride your ass. tell me when your ass will be available for riding and how much it will cost me. thx in advance.
     
  18. mudbutt

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    Im baffled by the overwhelming response to my ass. Amazingly, the majority of people that are interested in riding my ass are men! I never thought I would live to see the day where I would let a man ride my ass. For my services, I charge $3.00 for a quickie ass ride.

    *extra charges apply to larger men
     
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