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Are you afraid of Google?

Discussion in 'Black Hat SEO' started by sergenthw, Sep 14, 2016.

  1. sergenthw

    sergenthw Regular Member

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    Long time ago, I met Google in my first time when I needed to search some porn pics/sites haha
    I didn't care about Google at that time but Google was always evolving & growing like a real baby
    For some reason, Google always provided their service free and it keeps going on which is still unbelievable.
    Many people love Google for that and I love Google too.
    Sadly, life isn't going that easy and Google doesn't care about us.
    There was a time when we could get along with Google and love each other :)

    But when one take a step into BHW, those good days are long gone
    Now we are like a rats living in stinking sewer of Empire G
    Of course, you can live as proud citizen of Empire G by doing completely Whitehat, but what if you get a crumbs of bread by G when you expected a lot more than that?

    So many Blackhatters have tried to fool G but our Mighty Emperor G didn't like it :)
    I might be a little paranoid, but sometimes I really fear for what G is doing
    Recently, G achieved rocket science again
    CTO of G, Ray Kurzweil & Demis Hassabis and so many crazy robotics scientists now have deep learning technology in their grasp, and they are building a fuc*ing Prototype of Human Brains!
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    Once that finishes, in less than 1 year, people of Empire G shall meet a new day
    An Army of G-Cyber Police will knock at our house in no time and require verification for every fu*king things what we have done on the web
    Since those bots can think like human and judge pretty well, Emperor G will very likely to grant these abominations Full permissions to do any fu*king things they want :)

    Alas, I hope the day doesn't comes, but when it comes, it shall be a "Judgement day" - or "Appocalypse day" not to mention for BHW members.
    Many will die and wither like a flower in the drought. Our names will be forgotten like a nothing
    Everyone will subject to G-police and their federal law, ToS. Their shall be no fuc*ing exception in the name of Google. YOU WILL Subject and Confess your sins

    I can see, hear many ones screaming, hiding, running away from big G. But these abominations just won't accept a single exception. After all, they are all Robots.

    So when will be the "Judegement day"?
    No one knows. But Ray Kurzweil says in 2039 completely human like cyber brain shall rise
    If that becomes true, then before 2040 begins, "Judgement day" shall hit countless webmasters & even innocent civillians, not to mention Blackhatters

    Even Worse thing I can imagine is "Rise of Semi-Human like bots" They won't be smart as humans but Of course they will do the job and please their the one and only master "Emperor G" They will be faithful web-guardian of our beloved emperor G

    Even though we have still 23 years to meet real G-Police, Our beloved Emperor G always care so much about his realm and people to periodically summon "Royal G-Guards" These faithful guards will accept holy orders from G and start pouring pesticide into the sewer system. Many people will rejoice, Social medias will praise G's holy achievement while playing rats in the deep stinking sewer just don't knowing what hit them

    Yes, I might be over paranoid and deserve to mocked but it's true for G to unlock the long forgotten legendary mystery of human brain and harness the full power from it

    I WARN YOU THEY ARE COMING

    As the time passes on, G will claim the throne of empire of internet and everyone will subject to him.
    Some Blackhatters will still try to fool Google, but at that time, the most beloved servants of empire G will come from nowhere and automatically clean up the mess.
    Those Blackhatters won't have a single chance and their names will be forgotten from empire, Forever.
     
  2. Lunaaa

    Lunaaa Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    Too long to read. But I read the begining and why would they make their search engine paid? They would have less users which means not as much traffic which means less money people spend on advertising
     
  3. bossofthebosses

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    After quickly reading the post, what came in to my mind is: Okay you can go from here then, if u are soooooooo sure that G will find everyone, then G will find u too! what r u doing here then? or r u from Google? LOL :) 8f255c78can-go-now.jpg
     
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    Aty Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    Too long to read, but definitely not afraid of Google, not even of death since I know we can't avoid it.
     
  5. frizenking

    frizenking Regular Member

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    tl;dr
     
  6. RedPixel

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    Hmmm... this is a great idea for a short film!
     
  7. ego_whore

    ego_whore Regular Member

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    You should try yourself in writing fiction.
     
  8. archlinux

    archlinux Newbie

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    Too long to read , but try write it as a short movie
     
  9. The Flame

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    There are many other ways to get traffic without using google, so no, I am not afraid
     
  10. Divination

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    Cool story Matt.
     
  11. bossofthebosses

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    summery: he is saying that Google found all the blackhaters before, Google is finding all the balckhaters now, Google will find all the blackhaters in future. So no matter what u do, u will be caught.

    (is the guy from Google???) LOL!
     
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    0xxi3 Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    How many ounces of crack cocaine and soda pop went into writing this?
     
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    Google knows everything
     
  14. cooper1210

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    It stores everything, and with a few more decades evolution of AI... Google could become a powerful instrument in society
     
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    mnunes532 Supreme Member

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    Its the other way around, Google is afraid of me.
     
  16. Beekon

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    Every empire has it's rebel. There will still be people who will keep screwing Google and still walk free.
     
  17. nakamura

    nakamura Senior Member

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    And every empire comes to an end as history shows.
     
  18. redarrow

    redarrow Elite Member

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    Google the big g in the sky lol