Anyone here from newcastle???

Hi there people
Im a long time lurker on these boards and have been trying to get to grips with SEO to implement strategies myself on my own website. Anyway I am completely baffled by the whole process and can't seem to find a definitive step by step idiots guide to get me going. Also I don't have enough time (kids) What I am looking for is someone who actually does know what they are doing!!! ha I would love to find somebody on these forums from Newcastle, England. I have a VERY profitable offline product that i need to generate leads for and I would love to meet up with someone from here in person to discuss a deal which will be very profitable for us both if we could get this on the front pages of google. Please let me know if you are from the "toon" and are interested

thanks

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