Anyone from Alaska here?

Tony Barns

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I just moved to rural Alaska a few months ago staying in Bethel for about 6 months then moving out to one of the smaller villages. I never knew they banned the sale of Alcohol here so been 2 months without a beer. The cost of food is about 3 times what it is in the lower 48 and the internet sucks!! 6 mbps is $149.99 per month with a 40 GB banwidth limit lol

Anyone else crazy enough to live in the sticks?
 
What are u doing there bro. You will freeze without Votka.
 
My wife landed a job that relocated us here they paid for everything and gave us free housing so we took it. It's not that cold right now but once the snow hits it will be the coldest place I have ever been to.
 
The Name of Alaska give me shivers.....

But Enjoy there, and maybe the ban on beer is a good thing.


Enjoy with polar bears, sea lions, get yourself a Alaskan Malamute.
 
Perfect place to start an IM Academy. You can have a list of your own students to promote to, and also have them be grateful to you for introducing them to internet marketing. Turn a disadvantage into an advantage!
 
Some people say it's the most beautiful place in the US. I can't stand the cold and I live in one of the colder states. I'll take Florida and ocean any day over snow.
 
They eat whale blubber there, and they look like it too. Whale blubber porn, maybe? Sex toys sold online made from whale blubber. Whale blubber sex lubricant. Since there isn't anything to do there but eat whale blubber and fuck, you might try changing the laws and getting polygamy made legal, although I doubt anyone would go for it, I mean after all putting your dick on one piece of whale blubber is pretty much the same as any other, right? And as far as "outside the bedroom" activities, there's only so many ways to cook whale blubber so one blubbery wife will perform the same as multiple in the kitchen also. This is why you don't find any Muslims in Alaska.
 
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You will have to keep streaming and downloading of porn to a minimum.

Haha I'm sure you guys can supply me with a few flash drives full of porn :p

The Name of Alaska give me shivers.....

But Enjoy there, and maybe the ban on beer is a good thing.


Enjoy with polar bears, sea lions, get yourself a Alaskan Malamute.

I can still buy beer but need to get it shipped from Anchorage.

Perfect place to start an IM Academy. You can have a list of your own students to promote to, and also have them be grateful to you for introducing them to internet marketing. Turn a disadvantage into an advantage!

Your right and I am already finding ways to take advantage :D

hey atleast you can see russia from there

too soon ? :)

regards,
ToG

Yes. Was reading this the other day. Russia and Alaska are divided by the Bering Strait, which is about 55 miles at its narrowest point. In the middle of the Bering Strait are two small, sparsely populated islands: Big Diomede, which sits in Russian territory, and Little Diomede, which is part of the United States. At their closest, these two islands are a little less than two and a half miles apart, which means that, on a clear day, you can definitely see one from the other. The Diomede Islands are often blanketed by persistent fog, which makes visibility difficult. On a clear day, though, a person standing at sea level can see a little less than three miles across the ocean. You can see farther if you go higher?at the highest altitude on Little Diomede (919 feet), you can see for about 37 miles. (Between mid-December and mid-June, when the water between the two islands freezes, an intrepid explorer can just walk from one to the other.)



Some people say it's the most beautiful place in the US. I can't stand the cold and I live in one of the colder states. I'll take Florida and ocean any day over snow.

There is nothing but tundra here some people love it some hate it personally we are only here to make as much cash as possible then move somewhere hotter.


They eat whale blubber there, and they look like it too. Whale blubber porn, maybe? Sex toys sold online made from whale blubber. Whale blubber sex lubricant. Since there isn't anything to do there but eat whale blubber and fuck, you might try changing the laws and getting polygamy made legal, although I doubt anyone would go for it, I mean after all putting your dick on one piece of whale blubber is pretty much the same as any other, right? And as far as "outside the bedroom" activities, there's only so many ways to cook whale blubber so one blubbery wife will perform the same as multiple in the kitchen also. This is why you don't find any Muslims in Alaska.

I think your onto something here lmao
 
Did you watch the Fourth Kind already?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1220198/

Alaskans use that movie to loosen the stool, after a healthy whale blubber meal. :D
 
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