Any Australian SEOs around?
- Thread starter Apsconsus
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_Richie_
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- Dec 15, 2016
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Well I am an Aussie but I am just starting out so I am not sure I can be of much help. But if you need someone to talk to send me a PM when you have a chance.
Also since I am not an American I can make a Kangaroo joke:
A man and his pet kangaroo walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other. Finally, the bartender says: "Last call." So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my kangaroo." The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the kangaroo falls over dead. The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave. The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there." To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a kangaroo."
I never said it would be a good joke
Also since I am not an American I can make a Kangaroo joke:
A man and his pet kangaroo walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other. Finally, the bartender says: "Last call." So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my kangaroo." The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the kangaroo falls over dead. The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave. The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there." To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a kangaroo."
I never said it would be a good joke