An open letter to dicktwat SEOs

I believe the word you are looking for is “uncomfortness”. But what the f* do I know. I’m not a native English writer, neither am I an SEO. But I did manage to f* up my on page SEO.

Luckily for me there is this great guy here on BHW who actually knows what he is doing and he doesn’t f* around.

I still owe @tiiberius some major props for saving my asseo...
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Meet in the client in person!.
Yep, but unfortunately some guys can sell shit very well, even if they have zero clue about SEO. Neverless, it's better than blindly signing a contract.
There are a few shitty SEO's in western countries and by meeting them in person you wipe out the dross SEO from India and Pakistan and other third world countries.
There are shitty SEOs in all countries. The guys from India and Pakistan mostly sell crap, but at least it's cheap crap. We have customers who paid $1000, $3000 or even $5000 a month to local companies and all they got was a few metatags changed, a few sentences added and a few directory links. They got zero reporting, were told SEO is a huge mystery and trade secrets couldn't be shared.

We have one client who paid $1800 a month for guest posts and when we asked the former agency to show the guest posts because ahrefs did only show 2, they said "Yes, two guest posts, each one rented to the client for $900 a month." Their "CEO" called me in the middle of the night, calling me names and complaining that I had suggest legal steps against them. Local company from a city a few miles away, 10 employees and a shiny office, Mr. "CEO" poses next to his AMG S63 on some private photos....
 
I recently met with a client that told me a marketing agency took 5k a month from them for a year for ads and they got nothing.
 
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