Saw an earlier post about feedback on a start up, I'm looking for something similar to make some money, have no problems sitting in front of a computer.
Any Ideas? I've always been a guy capable of doing/exceeding the work, I just suck at finding angles...
Sample writing as requested:
German chocolate cake is one of my favorite deserts in existence; I love it, but not as much as Tiramisu. Once in awhile I get in the mood to bake, so I went to the store and bought the mix and frosting. When I got home, proceeded to make the mix, added water, then oil, dump the mix, and then added 3 eggs.
Looked at the back of the box to see if anything was missed. Step one and two complete, and then BAMM!! step three "mix with an electric mixer for 10 minutes on high until mix is smooth." One, I do not have an electric mixer, and two after looking around the kitchen noticed there wasn't a hand-mixer either.
Very distraught, and with my dreams of having some cake fleeting. There were a couple of alternatives, one go back to the store and buy a mixer. Two, find something to mix with. Finding a salad fork, very big and a lot of space between the prongs, I proceeded to mix.
Fifteen minutes had passed, the mix was still clumpy, and I was pissed. Then a sudden realization dawn upon me, 100 years ago no one had freaking a electric mixer, and they all had to do this sh!t by hand. In my new found wisdom, proceeded to mix, and mix.
The muscles in my arm started to twitch. My hand was like a rotary piston on a locomotive, speeding up faster and faster. Round and round my arm went, switching hands without skipping a beat when one got tired, I was determined to have cake tonight.
Ten minutes later, looked at the bowl, not one clump, not even a small one. Standing there proud, with the spirits of former bakers hovering above, giving me their praise and approval. In that moment of glory, only one thought passed through my head, I kid you not.
"All those years of jerking off, sure paid off."
- Know how to use Wordpress,
- Know some basic HTML, PHP and ASP
- Use to post on Craigslist back in the glory days, before phone verification
- Pretty decent designer using GIMP and Photoshop
- Good creative writer, for reviews, blogs, somewhat comical.
- Got a degree in Film/Video production, I'm a good video editor, so making them is no problem
Any Ideas? I've always been a guy capable of doing/exceeding the work, I just suck at finding angles...
Sample writing as requested:
German chocolate cake is one of my favorite deserts in existence; I love it, but not as much as Tiramisu. Once in awhile I get in the mood to bake, so I went to the store and bought the mix and frosting. When I got home, proceeded to make the mix, added water, then oil, dump the mix, and then added 3 eggs.
Looked at the back of the box to see if anything was missed. Step one and two complete, and then BAMM!! step three "mix with an electric mixer for 10 minutes on high until mix is smooth." One, I do not have an electric mixer, and two after looking around the kitchen noticed there wasn't a hand-mixer either.
Very distraught, and with my dreams of having some cake fleeting. There were a couple of alternatives, one go back to the store and buy a mixer. Two, find something to mix with. Finding a salad fork, very big and a lot of space between the prongs, I proceeded to mix.
Fifteen minutes had passed, the mix was still clumpy, and I was pissed. Then a sudden realization dawn upon me, 100 years ago no one had freaking a electric mixer, and they all had to do this sh!t by hand. In my new found wisdom, proceeded to mix, and mix.
The muscles in my arm started to twitch. My hand was like a rotary piston on a locomotive, speeding up faster and faster. Round and round my arm went, switching hands without skipping a beat when one got tired, I was determined to have cake tonight.
Ten minutes later, looked at the bowl, not one clump, not even a small one. Standing there proud, with the spirits of former bakers hovering above, giving me their praise and approval. In that moment of glory, only one thought passed through my head, I kid you not.
"All those years of jerking off, sure paid off."
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