Alpha Males

So for whatever reason I've been reading and watching videos about obviously closeted men teaching other men how to be "alpha".

Now I'm aware that there seems to be a good number of people on this forum that pay attention to this shit, so guys this is for you.

I see loads of videos such as:

• What alpha males drink
• Style tips for the alpha male
• How to walk like an alpha male

I don't get it, I really honestly just do not get it.

Surely if you are a true alpha male you give 0 fucks. You eat,drink,walk,fuck whatever, whoever, however you like?

What is alpha male about being like someone who thinks they are themselves alpha male?

Surely learning these things is the opposite to actually being what alpha males are?

So little alpha tards of the forum, defend your alphaism, I'm genuinely interested.

I love it when people pretend to be Alpha Males, they usually make an ass of themselves or get in a row with some little dude who then punches their lights out. Hilarious.

I am a goddamn alpha male.

My favorite drink is a pina colada, and I don't care what you fucking think about it. Style-wise, I dress in simple khakis and button downs without shitty logos all over them because I'm not going to be branded because I am a FUCKING ALPHA MALE. How to walk like an alpha male? Stop slouching, get some confidence, don't walk like you've got a brick on your head with your weak-ass ankles.

I love making soap and writing stories, and I don't give a shit if it's "alpha" or not. I've never been in a fight, but goddamn if I find myself in one you bet your ass I know how to defend myself. I have a five-pound little dog and I talk to him all the time. Do I care what you think about it? Am I searching for your validation? FUCK NO.

I'm 25 and married, all those pieces of shit skulking for tail and performing pick-up artistry and peacocking to impress infested tits on a stick are playing the game that I've already won. Defending their loneliness with conquests is a game of failure, one hundred percent.

I support myself and my family financially and physically. If I had to carry my wife out of a fire or a car accident, I could do that no problem. I can woodwork, I can cook, I can start businesses, I can speak publicly, I can bench press my body weight, I can run an eight minute mile. I took a mental disorder and spun it into a fucking six-figure and growing career.

Want to know what "alpha" is? Trying new things, going on adventures, standing out from the crowd without the "look at me" factor, being a role model, having a role model. Fuck man, my Dad is my role model and to me is the ideal "alpha male". Not because he's a beast, but because everything he does is right goddamnit.

"But Sherbert, Dan Blizerian is an alpha male!" Fuck no he isn't. He's a faggot drug addict who hires whores as friends and buys his way into movies and riches with daddy's money, spending hours posing shit for his Instagram. He's one of the most pathetic people I've ever seen.

The entire concept of the "alpha male" has turned people into shittier versions of themselves by copying what they think the Internet wants them to do. Want to know what the root of alpha SHOULD be?

1) Minimalism. You don't need most of the shit you have.
2) Kindness. Being an asshole doesn't make you alpha. It makes you an asshole.
3) Knowledge. Learn things. Being a thick-skulled piece of shit doesn't make you alpha. It makes you a stupid fuck.
4) Health. Exercise, eat right, sleep well. Don't make those things your life, though.
5) Constant improvements. If you think you're perfect, you're not. You're delusional.
6) NGAF. Not giving a fuck. Not needing to seek anyone's approval. Be someone your elders would be proud of.

"Alpha" is a scam. FORGE YOUR OWN PATH.

FUCK

ah man ste you're way too cool for us we're really just trying to impress you.

To me its just about not seeking validation from others. The "true" alphas aren't the ones going around telling you their alpha with a big list of what makes them alpha, that's just fake confidence. It's like the people that work out and are CONTENTLY telling everyone how much they work out and how much better they are then everyone else, wearing shirts that are 2 sizes too small, etc. It means have a strong frame and not getting "shook" when problems enter your life and overcoming obstacles without depending on others to get you out of life's mishaps. Not letting one's emotions get to the better of him/her. Yes theirs such things as alpha females. Being about to confidently express your ideas without caring if someone will like you or not (but this can easily backfire for the fake alphas). A true alpha things he can do it because he/she believe in him/herself, A fake one thinks they can do it because they think they're are better then everyone else.

This is a funny topic to bring up today.. I just had a conversation like this yesterday with an old friend and we sorta came up with an epiphany.

The cliche times of "alphas vs betas" are a thing of the past. When you're raised by a single mom who made that situation her bitch and have a dad that disappeared only to become a world class puss who can't take care of himself... Your interpretation of alpha seems to change pretty fast. Plus, if you're a dude who has any sort of confidence, drive, gumption, a willingness to learn and become emotionally evolved at all, you're most likely not trying to prove much to anyone besides yourself.

I say screw the wolf pack hierarchical mentality. Be you and be proud.

Sherbert Hoover said:

I love making soap and writing stories

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Do you perhaps also happen to be the founder of an underground fighting club who used to work as car insurance technical consultant before having... insomnia issues?

I've never been in a fight

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Oh, whoops, nope, not Tyler.

I'm 25 and married

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Definitely not Tyler.

Want to know what "alpha" is? Trying new things, going on adventures, standing out from the crowd without the "look at me" factor, being a role model, having a role model. Fuck man, my Dad is my role model and to me is the ideal "alpha male". Not because he's a beast, but because everything he does is right goddamnit.

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Where's the part where your wife rips your cloths off every time you come home for the evening?

by copying what they think the Internet wants them to do. Want to know what the root of alpha SHOULD be?

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You mean, someone on the Internet is going to give advice on a subject he just told us not to get advice from the Internet?

6) NGAF. Not giving a fuck. Not needing to seek anyone's approval. Be someone your elders would be proud of.

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So, we should give a fuck about what our elders would approve but not seek anyone's approval at the same time?

I'm just teasing you btw

Its similar to MGTOW, why would a man that is going his own way need to do everything some other guys are telling him to do.

And now, for a proper response.

To me, the whole concept can be summarized as follows: do you feel immensely envious of me and struggle hard to keep it from bursting when we hang out together?

If yes, congratulations, you have great taste.

Hahahaha

This forum is funny...

I'm a DELTA MALE.

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Those who call themselves alpha, are not alpha

I knew a thread with this title can only come from one user on this forum.

Men who think they're alpha males usually wind up on Dateline.

Don't watch alone.

alwaysinvisible said:

Men who think they're alpha males usually wind up on Dateline.

Don't watch alone.

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Those who feel the need to let the world know they consider themselves "alpha" are usually closely related to those that say stuff like...

"Bro, I fucked like 5 girls last night." (Truth: jerked off to porn)

"Dude, I have like a 14 inch cock." (Truth: all balls, 2 incher max)

"I make millions a year." (Truth: plz help me make $5 a day sir)

"You should see my chick...she's an eleven, bro." (Truth: she's a solid 4.5 after a dozen drinks)

"I can bench like 400 easy, bro." (Truth: throws up 120 and uses the smith bench like a pussy)

I haven't seen the videos but I'm just picturing some "metrosexual" douche in a t-shirt 3 sizes too small, talking as if he's Gods gift to mankind. I hate those types, and I hate the phrase "alpha male".

Didn't they have a different name for it in the 70's? "Macho Man" by the Village People springs to mind, and we all know what sort of audience they appealed to.

Alpha male is one who has most money!