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All mimes troubles in 1 post uffffffff

Discussion in 'Black Hat SEO' started by evamenders, Sep 23, 2008.

  1. evamenders

    evamenders Power Member

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    First i would like to thanks all in this forum for the precious help in technical and of course try to understand my english poor one.

    Now ig you answer do not tell memplease look more serious if you buy domain name look like if you have no money, like me the poor i win sometime good some months nothing so ....

    Here are all troubles i saw online since 5 years i work i gambling online.

    At the beginnnig i love Technorati, i submit mimes affilies links with id and he "eat them" you can see nowaday some who have indexed with affiliates link complet now not a lot they change algo some months ago.

    1- why be indexed in Technorati, in my case give me nothing thrully no more visits, nothing and i work in more or less 50 keywords and i am nÂș1 in 30 results 00000

    so ...................

    when i saw technorati who is and rss motors accept affiliates links with id i do it
    day 1-2-3 times a day. This week i ask on this newsgroup get tons of clics no downloads, and than all clics go to domain name. At the end i win nothing "incredible to see it after 3 years doing that" aiaiaiaia

    At the same time i made arround 10 newsgroups
    google newsgroups and others with session id, same troubles this week can not put online access text so .............

    work for nothing in those groups and google

    Try free hosting, so funny with all those banners pop up but if you make redirection better some are indexed in Technorati, but at the end nothing, no more visits.

    Let's try to make doorway pages, why not in the way aM I 1 MORE OR LESS (lol)

    The trouble i use doorway pages wizard, was happy first time made me 500 pages, visits 0000000000
    The thing i never see it's always all from the same page you give, and then keywords ok, you can get same keywords in a page or more, normal
    but title and description are the same for all pages. Normal use the page you send him, the best would be to get from tons of pages with 1 program at this time never see it.

    Using blogger, look like funny
    first you have trouble with those toolbar remove easy, after the name of pages, if you look with a spider you can see each time you make a page use the title of your blog, so need an other cod to remove it.

    I knew it since 2 weeks, after making blogs and losing time during 3 years.

    And now i saw blogger do not really give me results i want 1-2-3 clics per day so .....

    Nowaday i am looking for a good or best solution i do not know ...

    I hope this can help all who work like me and hard to win some $$$, if i can help more or if you can help me
    thanks a lot, thanks to all in Black Hat World.

    (sometime my manager is like he does not understand how work internet) funny for a manager lol

    enjoy your day :)
     
  2. Diabolik

    Diabolik Newbie

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    Where could I find some good mime affiliate programs? Do you know of any to do with clowns and clown-type products? Where can I get some clown shoes and big red noses? Also, do you know of any mime or clown porn sites? Thanks!
     
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  3. Essential Clix

    Essential Clix Executive VIP Premium Member

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    silly bollocks, we all know mimes dont talk.

    i mean, (does impression of mime in a box).
     
  4. Diabolik

    Diabolik Newbie

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    But her mime eats all her affiliate links. I think she should get a new mime.

    P.S. Is this the illegitimate child of Blannyjeanna and Kingdom SEO?

     
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  5. justthinking

    justthinking BANNED BANNED

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    What? I would say your lack of success is because you don't understand the English language very well. Try to outsource it if you don't. There are many people out here who will help you, myself included. Good luck.
     
  6. laptopdiva

    laptopdiva Junior Member

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    I'm sorry to the op but I vote for this thread as funniest of the day.

    Thanks for making me lol.
     
  7. scubaslick

    scubaslick Regular Member

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    :yield:

    I swear this made sense to me when I first read it.

    Now I think I need a brain MRI.

    OP - You might try writing in your native language and using a translator program before you post. It MIGHT make this understandable.
     
  8. laptopdiva

    laptopdiva Junior Member

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    Dammit! I read this thread again today and it's still funny. :biggrin1:

    Evameners, I really want to help you, I've been trying to understand your post
    but I just can't. I'm sorry.
     
  9. shithappens

    shithappens Registered Member

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    Believe me, I read this two times and did not understand it at all.

    Try writing in your own language in a simple manner. Then use Google Translator to translate it. Then if you have a friend who speaks fluent English, ask him to read that, and correct the errors.

    Then post.

    I would gladly help if I would understand.
     
  10. Chris Devon

    Chris Devon Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    I would gladly help, but I can understand a f*ucking word he/she is saying. I know that my English is not so good, but this post... uhhh. I think if he posted it on his own language I would understand it more. At least I would translate it on English and it would make more sense