Aliens Cut Off Internet Access!

Yeah probably Mark Zuckerberg co-operating with aliens to cut off the internet, thank god BHW is working on LAN

#BREAKING: "We Will Not Give Back Facebook and Instagram"


Interesting things are happening. I said before that aliens hate people who use Facebook and Instagram.
Yeah, everything works as I expected. Aliens will not surrender Facebook and Instagram.
Because they're angry enough and that's just a little warning to them. We shouldn't make them angry.

Facebook CEO Mark is currently trying to strike a deal with aliens.
The aliens terms are said to include a ban on food and vacation photos. I hope this deal goes well. I'm worried.

F said:

if they can provide faster internet speeds and alien made anime and manga then Im going to fight with the aliens when the war starts.

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They'd probably charge us in Bitcoin tho

bartosimpsonio said:

They'd probably charge us in Bitcoin tho

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with alien technology the economy is going to be so good that it wont matter.
if they can solve world hunger, wars and fascist governments that abuse their own people it will be worth it.
I hope that an alien united nations like organisation might help us before we start a nuclear war or something.

Plug me the fuck back in..NOW !!

I got this on my Alien Invasion Force whats-app group today.

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet.

You're a plague and we are the cure.