Characters: Barista, Customer
Setting: A small coffee shop
Scene:
The customer approaches the counter, looking at the menu.
Customer: (enthusiastic) Hey! What’s your most popular drink?
Barista: (deadpan) Regret Latte.
Customer: (confused) Regret Latte?
Barista: Yeah, it’s the one people order when they realize they’re spending $6 on a coffee.
Customer: (chuckles) Okay, how about something with a little less regret?
Barista: Sure, how about the “I Can’t Believe I’m Spending This Much on Coffee” Cappuccino?
Customer: (laughs) I’ll take it! Do you have any specials?
Barista: We do! Today’s special is the “Why Am I Still Single” Mocha.
Customer: (amused) You know what, just give me a black coffee.
Barista: (smiling) That’s our “Giving Up on Life” special. One black coffee coming right up!