Affiliate program with millions of physical products

Could anyone point me towards an affiliate program where I can just sign up once, and have access to millions (upon millions) of physical products with just a single signup? I am thinking something along the lines of viglinks/sovrn. One signup/approval and I'm in to having access to all their products. Sites like CJ and AWIN are too tedious for my purposes (You have to apply to each individual program)

Can anyone point me in the right direction? Thanks,

Product Name = Instant Knockout Fat-burner
Product Description = Instant Knockout Fat-burner
Product Price = $79
Affiliate Commission Percentage = 20% on first sale + (10% on recurring monthly physical supplements)
2 Upsells with potential to earn = $60
Affiliate Page = Affiliate Program

URL To Sign Up with paykickstart = PAYKICKSTART.COM Sign UP

Product on Paykickstart = Request to Promote Product