Please feel free to add yours, but please keep it to 100 words maximum if possible A few decent jokes / one liners to relax / laugh to..... "I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again." "I'm currently dating a couple of anorexics. Two birds, one stone." "I picked up a hitch hiker. You've got to when you hit them." "I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out. I say 'bought', I actually stole it off a short, fat ginger kid." "Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day."