A question about girls.

Ask her to come and see your room, and get a few drinks lined up. Gradually escalate with closeness, touching and playfullness.

If all else fails, pin her down and give her what for. Legally it's not rape if it's in your bedroom.

dai said:

If you guys still act the same (friends) when you're in her room, you're in the platonic zone.

No ass for you son!

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Concur, she now trusts you just like you were one of her girlies. if so, get out! start wearing shirts with collars, never ever wear a t-shirt out at night!, long pants, combed hair, etc. The last thing you want to be is her girlfriend. Do a Man Makeover quick!

rofl, loving the replies. well, i didnt exactly say no. the question never really popped up. i didnt accept or decline. and opportunity not arising again? i dont think that is true we have been friends for about two years for now. anywhoo, im gonna do the massage thing.

Is she at least hot? I'd hate to think that you were trying to get your groove on with a pork chop. Just try putting your dick in her ear.

life's too short just do her...geez...

An important thing to remember. If you don't try, you won't know.

well since you're on BHW...you should have slipped her a cookie and then had sex with her...and by cookie I mean roofie and by sex I mean butt rape.

Damn, last time a girl invited me to her room was a wash...We were drinking and pretty damned buzzed by the time she invited me to come over for more drinks...

I commented how her bed was a bit on the firm side, and she said it was good for sex...

So I ended up doing the 'back rub' routine and ended up getting her shirt off suckin' some nips, but I just couldn't get them panties separated...I felt ashamed...not being able to close the deal...

Read the buying signs, if any, and move her into your suspect or prospect funnel, then move from there...it's all a game...play it right, you win some poontang! Play it wrong, you go home with a salty, shameful, disgusted feeling like I did, lol...

I dont have a photo of her but yeah, shes hot. And the thing is... i dont want to ruin the friendship. I showed her one of the "Monster cock" videos. That black guy. She was like :O thats fucking huge, then i told her my size D: and she said: "thanks for the extra info bout the size of your um clear throat. Hehe" Oh the infamous hehe at the end of txts...
Ok, I will go one step furthur and ask if she wants to make a porno with me lol.

Dude, just ask her if she wants to fuck. If you treat it like a big huge issue it becomes one. If you treat it like it's something fun to do on the occasional Thursday night, that's what it becomes.

If she freaks out, do you really want her?
If she's cool but says "Nah, we're just friends" you've got a cool chick friend and none of the bullshit games to play any more.
If she gobbles your junk before your Levi's hit the floor, home run and you STILL don't have to worry about bullshit head games for the rest of your life.

God, kids today. Honesty and balls have just shriveled up into mind games. And the saddest part is, there are so many kids out there having sex for all kinds of fucked up reasons like looking cool or not-not looking cool or to get drugs or... fuck!

Ok. Rant over.

Just ask. No matter what she says, you win and so does she.

/Dr. Ruthscuba off

wakkaoaka said:

They be strange folk. If a girl asks you if you want to see their room, does that mean they want to be buttraped? Or is that just a gross generalization. I ask this because my friend recently asked me, we didnt do anything though. Like I said, we are friends. By buttrape i mean sex btw, not actually butt rape.

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see their room? ya dont go for that hopefully they have more than just a room, i think i go to jail if i see a girl in her "room" which i assume is in her parents house

wakkaoaka said:

I dont have a photo of her but yeah, shes hot. And the thing is... i dont want to ruin the friendship. I showed her one of the "Monster cock" videos. That black guy. She was like :O thats fucking huge, then i told her my size D: and she said: "thanks for the extra info bout the size of your um clear throat. Hehe" Oh the infamous hehe at the end of txts...
Ok, I will go one step furthur and ask if she wants to make a porno with me lol.

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How about the next time you guys watch a porno together you dont watch freakish sex!! Just go hardcore and it will turn that bitch on and after that if she is sliding a finger in then you just help out.:cool2:

scubaslick said:

Dude, just ask her if she wants to fuck. If you treat it like a big huge issue it becomes one. If you treat it like it's something fun to do on the occasional Thursday night, that's what it becomes.

If she freaks out, do you really want her?
If she's cool but says "Nah, we're just friends" you've got a cool chick friend and none of the bullshit games to play any more.
If she gobbles your junk before your Levi's hit the floor, home run and you STILL don't have to worry about bullshit head games for the rest of your life.

God, kids today. Honesty and balls have just shriveled up into mind games. And the saddest part is, there are so many kids out there having sex for all kinds of fucked up reasons like looking cool or not-not looking cool or to get drugs or... fuck!

Ok. Rant over.

Just ask. No matter what she says, you win and so does she.

/Dr. Ruthscuba off

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Im one of those Wiener young guys... It takes balls to do what you said....

n8800 said:

Im one of those Wiener young guys... It takes balls to do what you said....

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Sure it does: the first few times. I could be all macho and say, "Nah, just be a man" or some shit, but the truth is, especially when you're young, you want it soooooo bad that you can't imagine how horrible it would be if she turned you down. You invest so much of yourself into it that you forget she's just another person, just as horny as you and probably just as tired of the mind games and bullshit club-lizard pickup lines.

So, try to get logical.

The only way in the world to conquer a fear is to face it.

You have two choices my young friend and only two:

1) Never try, never fail, live the rest of your life with the fear.
2) Try, fail or succed. Whichever happens, you'll realize she's not going to cut your nuts off with a machete just for being straight forward and honest.

Then, you'll never ever ever be afraid to ask again as long as you live.

I didn't indicate the tone of how you should ask in my first post, but there's absolutely nothing wrong with being honest, gentle and human about it.

It's counter productive to be a dick about it.

"Yo, hoe. Wanna let me get up in that shiz?"

Poser. And it shows.

Look her in the eye. Smile.

"Hey, I think you'd prefer good old fashioned honesty to some kind of mind game. I know I would. I'd rather spend some really great time together, have some fun and see what happens instead of playing mind games with each other. Do you want to (insert appropriate term here, depending on your age group, social group etc)?"

Then shut the fuck up and listen.

Hard? Damned right.
Worth it? Oh yeah.

-scuba

I was hoping that i'd only have to say Wana fuck? then just get it on...


I guess it's never really that easy....... LoL i got into a gurls pants before and she was basically a friend with benefits... But they are kinda hard to come by or They hide Under BH trees.;

scubaslick said:

Sure it does: the first few times. I could be all macho and say, "Nah, just be a man" or some shit, but the truth is, especially when you're young, you want it soooooo bad that you can't imagine how horrible it would be if she turned you down. You invest so much of yourself into it that you forget she's just another person, just as horny as you and probably just as tired of the mind games and bullshit club-lizard pickup lines.

So, try to get logical.

The only way in the world to conquer a fear is to face it.

You have two choices my young friend and only two:

1) Never try, never fail, live the rest of your life with the fear.
2) Try, fail or succed. Whichever happens, you'll realize she's not going to cut your nuts off with a machete just for being straight forward and honest.

Then, you'll never ever ever be afraid to ask again as long as you live.

I didn't indicate the tone of how you should ask in my first post, but there's absolutely nothing wrong with being honest, gentle and human about it.

It's counter productive to be a dick about it.

"Yo, hoe. Wanna let me get up in that shiz?"

Poser. And it shows.

Look her in the eye. Smile.

"Hey, I think you'd prefer good old fashioned honesty to some kind of mind game. I know I would. I'd rather spend some really great time together, have some fun and see what happens instead of playing mind games with each other. Do you want to (insert appropriate term here, depending on your age group, social group etc)?"

Then shut the fuck up and listen.

Hard? Damned right.
Worth it? Oh yeah.

-scuba

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n8800 said:

I was hoping that i'd only have to say Wana fuck? then just get it on...


I guess it's never really that easy....... LoL i got into a gurls pants before and she was basically a friend with benefits... But they are kinda hard to come by or They hide Under BH trees.;

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A friend of mine got his dick sucked quite often, how? He just got it out.

did not ask nothing, just put it in front of their face. Now he was a crazy fucker, and every now and then he would get laughed at, but got it done more often then not.

I never had the balls to do that

Lets see... a FRIEND asks you to see her room. This friend is female. Oh yeah, for sure, she definitely wanted sex. Because girls only want sex. From their friends. Who are male.

(But I liked Scubslicks' answer. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Except she may dump you as a friend cause it will feel totally awkward now.)

Just ask, as above mentioned.

She sounds like a qualified lead that will convert.

No ban..

Dude, please do not ever ask her if she wants to fuck. You will get boned every time, UNLESS she's a straight up whore or you're a knock-out stud.

Whoring in real life .... 2-6 hours, 1 night. Get laid betch! jk =)


If you wanna get her in bed, you gotta make some moves...

1. Be physical, bump, touch, tickle, flirt, even wrestle.
If she's digging step 1, then move to step 2 or step 3.

2. Kiss her, easy enough. Do something sweet / nice, look her in the eyes and go for it. lol

3. Massage her back, this works realllllyyy well, but it also requires more balls. After giving her a decent BACK massage, begin wandering near more personal areas of her body, hips, lowwwerrr back, sides near the tits. Then go for the fondle.

If step 2 or step 3 worked out for you... Please continue.

4. Get more aggressive, while making out (don't shove your damn tongue down her throat man!), rub her body, pull her hair (the roots dumbass) nibble on her ear, neck, above the chest. Find out what she likes and go for it.

5. Go for the tits/poon. TEASE her, make her want it. Rub all around it, don't just cup her tits or go for the nipples, be creative and make her desperate. Don't put your hands right into her pants, scratch her pants near the poon area, make it sexy. c'mon now!

6. If you've made it this far, you're gunna get laid, and if you don't.. (Buy my ebook for $9.99 on how to get any woman to fuck you senselessly! hah.) Anyway... Like I said, you'll get laid. Don't fuck it up and cum your panties or hit her in the boob. Keep it steady and wild, continue to advance.. take her shirt off, finger her, etc... Just KEEP on going. lmao.

7. Never ride bareback. For the love of god get some condoms and make sure they fit ahead of time, lol.

8. Enjoy you're happy time. Rinse & repeat


Shitty guide, just remember noobs, STOP READING AND TAKE ACTION!


FAQ?

How do I automate this?
Hire someone from odesk to get your girl all horny then take it? idk


But seriously, if you need help with girls/women, just pm me. I gotcha back.

You are showing her Monsters of Cock vids and not fucking her? She is wondering if you have a penis right now.