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a man for bhw

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by proxygo, Jun 6, 2015.

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  1. proxygo

    proxygo Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    as George Carling would say

    a man for blackhatworld digital and smoke free. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction
    that is anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I've been up linked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced,
    I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I'm a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge,
    state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond!

    I'm new wave, but I'm old school and my inner child is outward bound. I'm a hot-wired, heat seeking,
    warm-hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database,
    my database is in cyberspace, so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive and from time to time I'm radioactive.

    Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin the bullet and pushin the envelope. I'm on-point,
    on-task, on-message and off drugs. I've got no need for coke and speed. I've got no urge to binge and purge.
    I'm in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar.

    A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, hate power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps. I'm a totally ongoing big-foot, slam-dunk, rainmaker with a pro-active outreach. A raging workaholic.

    You can't shut me up. You can't dumb me down because I'm tireless and I'm wireless, I'm an alpha male on beta-blockers.

    I'm a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid-back but fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home, low-rent, high-maintenance.
    Super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built-to-last! I'm a hands-on, foot-loose,
    knee-jerk head case pretty maturely post-traumatic and I've got bhw fans that sends me hate mail.

    But, I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing-- a supportive, bonding, nurturing primary care-giver.
    My output is down, but my income is up. I took a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream
    has its own cash-flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds and I watch trash sports! I'm gender specific,
    capital intensive, user-friendly and lactose intolerant.

    I'm a rude guy, but I'm the real deal. Lean and mean! Cocked, locked and ready-to-rock. Rough, tough and hard to bluff
    I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide. I've got glide in my stride. Drivin and movin, sailin and spinin,
    jiving and groovin, wailin and winnin. I don't snooze, so I don't lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on
    the road. I party hearty and lunch time is crunch time. I'm hangin in, there ain't no doubt and I'm hangin tough, over and out !

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    "To" and "Too" mean nothing when I busta rhyme, post on time, and shout "noob please" when they
    tryin' to buy mah proxies. :D
     
  3. proxygo

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    that the best u can do? note to self must try harder
     
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    Taking rap lessons from CEO Sam?
     
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    widdows9000 Junior Member

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    Whats that now?
     
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    Looking for a date? I'll date you ;)
     
  8. proxygo

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    fck sam, if that guy applied just 1% from the 99% bs he talks
    he would actually make money
     
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    Born in the information age, a white guy with black rage,
    I don't plan for my future but I do plan for the end of days,
    some call me slightly spastic but I'm mostly psychopathic,
    I'll fuck your wifes ass post casket, leave your babys head in a basket,
    as I step, on your steps, flexn my fake platinum rolex,
    gettin ready for that wet and deep sex, the grand anal suplex,
    on your momma, your auntie, maybe your sista,
    but mostly definitely your grandpa,
    Cause I'm the Ted Bundy local marketer,
    the prime loan sharketer,
    having lots a pc fundy in my undys making money,
    Tie my arm in a cast then reel you in real fast,
    to my landing page where I wind up gettn paid,
    then upsell you some aids,
    and get paid once again,
    you ain't no fucking friend,
    I do what the fuck I want,
    Whatever the fuck I need,
    to make your bank bleed,
    cause I ain't no binary,
    I'm a monetary,
    I'm a primary, lee, always in the zone,
    never need no wack ass rhyme zone,
    Just waiting for the moment I can sock you in your cone,
    then fleece you for your stupidity and run off with all yall liquidity.


    AWWWWWW SHEET.
     
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    I actually genuinely laughed from that one :)
     
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    WTF why the copy paste, what's the point, Proxygo? You could've just given the reference link with whatever you had to say... ;)

    ref:
    http://lasvegassun.com/blogs/joe-brown/2008/jun/25/george-carlin-im-alpha-male-beta-blockers/

    Google:
    https://www.google.com/search?sclient=psy-ab&site=&source=hp&q=%22A+diversified+multi-cultural%2C+post-modern+deconstructionthat+is+anatomically+and+ecologically+incorrect.%22&oq=%22A+diversified+multi-cultural%2C+post-modern+deconstructionthat+is+anatomically+and+ecologically+incorrect.%22
     
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    Thanks for the psychological marketing phrases. Gonna use them in upcoming Affiliate landing pages :) :) :)
     
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    srb never said it was mine, i pasted it because for alot of people
    they can relate to it, on the go, fast work, digital age, take no shit.
     
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    Still it is not fair for a top member to copy someone else's full content, you see :p. What will the rest of the black hat community say? Lol
     
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    i posted a poem i thought it was funny.
    i wasnt committing fraud from hacking your details and buying a car
    in your name.. also when i posted it, it was 6am just b4 i crashed
    and went to bed.
     
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