UncLe Spam
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Yankees are like hemorrhoids if they come down and go back up they're alright. If they come down and stay they're a pain in the ass.
A Joke For American Southerners :)
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Ive got one for the southeners:
Why don't Southern men do reverse cowgirl?
Because you never turn your back on family!
Another one:
Why do Southern women make terrible secret agents?
Because they can't keep anything bottled up, except for moonshine!
Another one:
Why do Southern guys love hunting so much?
Because it's the only time they can legally shoot something and not end up married to it!
Why don't Southern men do reverse cowgirl?
Because you never turn your back on family!
Another one:
Why do Southern women make terrible secret agents?
Because they can't keep anything bottled up, except for moonshine!
Another one:
Why do Southern guys love hunting so much?
Because it's the only time they can legally shoot something and not end up married to it!
UncLe Spam
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I'm fresh out got that one off that show American Pickers been telling it to everyone.
CanuckSEO
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Man, Fran Fritz actually passed away yesterday. My uncle always had American Pickers on. Before that, it was Antiques Roadshow. They even made a show called Canadian Pickers.
UncLe Spam
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Damn that sucks about Frank loved that guy.
My Dad and I have watched it a lot.
Yeah watched that some too.
Didn't know that eh
-I lived in Saskatchewan for a year went to school up there played hockey.
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lol. Keep them coming.
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These are good lol
UncLe Spam
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Guess all we have is Yankees checking this thread I get no laughs lol.
Crime has picked up down here too
And ever since they started coming down here everyone is on a race track
And another one
Was so much more peaceful back in the 90s and early 2000s
Just to keep it real nah I'm just joking we love the Northerners :x
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Paulomeister
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Great chuckles! The North and South banter keeps things interesting! True on crime, not so much fun. Ah, the sweet ol' 90s. Got nothing against Northerners, just good-natured ribbing! Keep those jokes flowing.
MathieuMatthew
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Looking forward to your American joke! The interplay of different regions makes for the best humor. Remember, even when we chuckle at our differences, we're more alike than different. Bring some giggles on!