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50 FREE ARTICLES!!! Mr. Ratto's Weekly Giveaway!

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    ---- THREAD CLOSED 06/06/2014 ----
    (Catch up with Ratto's story from last week! http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackh...-rattos-weekly-giveaway-50-free-articles.html)

    Mr Ratto's Weekly Giveaway!

    Last week Mr Ratto explained his sad story and the troubles he faces. This week he's taking ACTION! The Felino Clan, aided by Matto Cunto, have been pimping the neighborhood for some time, but when they took in Ratto's poor sister, it was the final straw!


    Ratto is going in, he has called commission meeting with all the top families and they have agreed that the Felino Clan and Matto Cunto should be taken out once and for all.


    To get your hands on the 50 Articles of your choice, just choose the best way to take out the Felino Clan and Matto Cunto:


    1. Posion the cat food: The Felion Clan & Matto Cunto love their cat food. Mr Cunto is often seen greedily lapping up tins of old cat food on his front step.
    2. Release a grand concert piano on their heads as they eat lunch.
    3. Matto Cunto and the Felino Clan sleep in the same bed ? Ratto could chop of the head of their prize race horse and put it in their bed ? that would scare them off.
    4. Gun them down outside the brothel
    5. Invite them to a fake business meeting and set the building on fire.
    6. Matto Cunto & The Felions ride around in a tiny TukTuk, attach a bomb to the ignition.
    7. Feed them to the fishes.
    8. Bake the Felino Clan members into a cake and then feed them to Matto Cunto, who will kill himself when he realizes.
    9. Install a 'bullshit' activated bomb, whenever Matto Cunto opens his mouth, the bomb will detonate.
    10. Plant a gun in Matto Cunto's bag and call Googlo and tell them he is going to assassinate them - they will take him and Felino Clan out!
     
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    Poison the cat food!
     
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    4. Gun them down outside the brother
     
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    Plant a gun in Matto Cunto's
     
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    Invite them to a fake business meeting and set the building on fire.
     
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    10. Plant a gun
     
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    9. Install a 'bullshit' activated bomb, whenever Matto Cunto opens his mouth, the bomb will detonate.

    That will be RATastrophy
     
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    10. Plant a gun in Matto Cunto's bag and call Googlo and tell them he is going to assassinate them - they will take him and Felino Clan out!

    Matto cunto- Lol Good name and Great storyline... ha ha..
     
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    7. Feed them to the fishes.
     
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    10. Plant a gun in Matto Cunto's bag and call Googlo and tell them he is going to assassinate them - they will take him and Felino Clan out!
     
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    6. Matto Cunto & The Felions ride around in a tiny TukTuk, attach a bomb to the ignition.
     
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    5. Invite them to a fake business meeting and set the building on fire.
     
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    Posion the cat food: The Felion Clan & Matto Cunto love their cat food. Mr Cunto is often seen greedily lapping up tins of old cat food on his front step
     
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    1. But use household items to make the poison so its impossible to trace.
     
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    9. Install a 'bullshit' activated bomb, whenever Matto Cunto opens his mouth, the bomb will detonate.

    Guaranteed to work.
     
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    1. Posion the cat food: The Felion Clan & Matto Cunto love their cat food. Mr Cunto is often seen greedily lapping up tins of old cat food on his front step.
     
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    9. Install a 'bullshit' activated bomb, whenever Matto Cunto opens his mouth, the bomb will detonate.
     
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    It's nice to see how people reacts under the right stimulants :)
     
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