3 Things in this world you dont do

1. I don't fuck with the devil and

2. I never do tag teams with blood relatives.

Eastbound & Down quote :P Just watched the episode
 
1. Never mix chilli and alcohol.

2. Never argue with my wife if she's tired.

3. Never get drunk at a gay bar.

:)

dude what would be happen if I mix chilli and alcohol :p
and other 2 i got it lol
 
1 Listen to music with a low volume.
2 Give up.
3 Think this smiley makes any sense... :croc:
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I think the first one is the most important. If you violate the rule, the man will strike back at you. With the other two, he may still ignore you or give you another chance to repent :D

1. Never mess with another mans woman.

2. Never mess with another mans ego.

3. Most important, you never mess with another mans MONEY.

:)
 
3. Most important, you never mess with another mans MONEY.

Well, this one I especially don't agree with. We mess with other peoples money every day.

What happens when you take over that #1 position over someone else? You just cut that other persons income by up to 99%.

What happens when you get someone to sign up for a CPA offer where they are "tricked" into signing up for some rebilling offer that is nearly impossible to cancel?

Every time someone loads up Scrapebox or Xrumer and starts posting to blogs, remember that someone else has to pay for the bandwidth and hosting you are wasting. I have seen peoples blogs crashed due to excessive bandwidth use when auto approve lists get posted.

We don't consider the recourse our actions have. But almost every time you find success in this world, someone else has to suffer because of it.

Even someone making an honest living running a Taco Stand in the middle of the street is taking business away from the Fast Food joints around the corner, or the Pizza Place across the street. With less customers, those other businesses have to lay off people or cut back hours.
 
-Never Give up
-Never Cheat
-Never be a politician:)
 
never get drunk at a gay bar!!! hahaha omg, that had me dying. had a friend that did do that. lmao
 
this isn't mine but hey its funny as hell

1. Poke my eye out with a sharp stick
2. Eat Blood Pudding
3. Jennifer Lopez
 
1) I am never behind money

2) I am never behind useless girls

3) I never cheat anyone

:D:D
 
'Old fashioned' but served me well over the years...

1 Never make a promise you cannot keep.....(Especially to a child)
2 Never break a confidence......
3 Never be late for an appointment.......
 
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