20 Things I learned at 18

OP gave me his age and location.

OP, prepare your anus and I'll teach you item #21.
 
17. Invest in a nice, clean looking place. You don't want people complaining about the smell, mess, appearance, etc.

You don't say! You're 17 years behind me on that one. I learned that when I was 1 year old... I shit myself and knocked over my sippy cup.

OP you're still a pup, it's cringe-worthy to read 'life lessons' from an 18 year old who uses words like 'cooler'. I won't accept advice from anyone whose sack isn't greying slightly. Them's the rules.
 
You don't say! You're 17 years behind me on that one. I learned that when I was 1 year old... I shit myself and knocked over my sippy cup.

OP you're still a pup, it's cringe-worthy to read 'life lessons' from an 18 year old who uses words like 'cooler'. I won't accept advice from anyone whose sack isn't greying slightly. Them's the rules.

This wasn't meant to be advice, simply just some personal realizations. Obviously anyone older would objectively look at the list and scoff, which is understandable as no one would be interesting in taking life advice from someone with less life experience. We all grow up differently and develop unique values, morals, and perspective based on location, family, experiences, etc.

As far as using 'cooler' goes, it's mainly lack of a better word. What I mean by it is people with well-developed personalities that know a lot about life and what they want.
 
Wait until you get a job and can't mooch off of a school system. You got two kids hanging off your sack and your wife wants you to get a job and stop being a loser.

You'll look back and think "wow, this list is dumb."
 
wait until you get a job and can't mooch off of a school system. You got two kids hanging off your sack and your wife wants you to get a job and stop being a loser.

You'll look back and think "wow, this list is dumb."


yesss he's back!!!
 
I've traveled the world and had lots of gay sex, so I'm ready to be a good boy.

Noticed that shady fucker GrahamCracker got banned. Took them long enough.
 
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