sweet17: Hi
blood*****: hello
blood*****: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
blood*****: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
blood*****: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
blood*****: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
blood*****: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
blood*****: look I?m sorry. I?m just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
blood*****: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
blood*****: No. I?m in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
blood*****: Don?t fucking laugh at me!
blood*****: This shit is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
blood*****: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a fucking break
blood*****: I?m serious.
sweet17: I don?t get it
blood*****: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
blood*****: I?m wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
blood*****: It?s kindof embarrasing.
blood*****: I had sex with a turkey.
blood*****: Hello?
sweet17: You are fucking sick.
blood*****: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
blood*****: so I know you aren?t one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
blood*****: The cops.
sweet17: I?m not a cop i told you
blood*****: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
blood*****: Hurry up.
blood*****: Are you there?
blood*****: fuck you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
blood*****: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
blood*****: When really you were notifying the authorities.
blood*****: Weren?t you!?
sweet17: thats not it
blood*****: Then what?
sweet17: I don?t want to send you the picture cause I?m not pretty
blood*****: Most cops aren?t
sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT!
blood*****: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What?s your e-mail?
blood*****: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
blood*****: Hold on. I?m looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I?ve lost weight since then.
blood*****: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
blood*****: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I?m not that much smaller than that now.
blood*****: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
blood*****: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
blood*****: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn?t you.
blood*****: I?ll be damned if it ain?t!
sweet17: You don?t look like that.
blood*****: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
blood*****: The profile pic is a fake.
blood*****: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
blood*****: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy?.
blood*****: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go fuck yourself
blood*****: I was going to until I saw that picture
blood*****: Now my unit won?t get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn?t have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You?ve done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
blood*****: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn?t hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
blood*****: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can?t believe that cops are after you
blood*****: I can?t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!
blood*****: You?d break both of his legs.
sweet17: You?re a fucking wanker!
sweet17: I?ve been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don?t even know me
blood*****: Ok. I?m sorry.
sweet17: No you aren?t
blood*****: You?re right. I?m not.
blood*****: HAARRRRR!
sweet17: I?m done with you
blood*****: Aww. I?m sorry.
sweet17: I?m putting you on ignore
blood*****: Wait a sec
blood*****: We got off on the wrong foot.
blood*****: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No
blood*****: I?ll eat your kitty
sweet17: You?ll what?
blood*****: You heard me.
blood*****: I said I?d eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn?t get it hard after seeing my picture
blood*****: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I?d like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
blood*****: Well I?m not like most men.
blood*****: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
blood*****: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don?t know
blood*****: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I?m afraid to
blood*****: Why?
sweet17: cause
blood*****: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn?t that seem strange to you?
blood*****: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
blood*****: Fine. I won?t do it if you don?t want me to
sweet17: I didn?t say that
blood*****: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
blood*****: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
blood*****: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
blood*****: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
blood*****: When I start to go limp? you say ?HARRRR!!!?
blood*****: ok?
blood*****: Hello?
sweet17: You can?t be serious
blood*****: Oh yes I am!
blood*****: It?s my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
blood*****: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
blood*****: Then you?ll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
blood*****: Ok. Here we go.
blood*****: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
blood*****: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
blood*****: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
blood*****: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
blood*****: uh oh ?going limp.
sweet17: Har
blood*****: You gotta do better than that!
blood*****: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
blood*****: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
blood*****: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
blood*****: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
blood*****: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
blood*****: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder
blood*****: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
blood*****: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
blood*****: You begin to sway back and forth.
blood*****: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
blood*****: ?still limp
blood*****: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
blood*****: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
blood*****: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
blood*****: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
blood*****: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
blood*****: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
blood*****: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
blood*****: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
blood*****: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
blood*****: And turn you into a fucking candy apple?
blood*****: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!
blood*****: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin?
blood*****: Your parrot flys away.
blood*****: ?going limp again.
blood*****: Hello?
blood*****: Say it!
blood*****: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
I'm gonna try this when I become a billionaire. I'll screw every bitches now and then 
