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$100 By Tomorrow?

Discussion in 'Making Money' started by Dillusion, Jun 15, 2009.

  1. Dillusion

    Dillusion BANNED BANNED

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    Ok, I know how "how do I make money threads" are stupid and hateful.

    But now it's my time to pursue a little help, I'm not the average noob, I'm actually making some money online in ewhoring, but I've come across a problem that I really need to resolve within 2 days max, I need $125 dollars urgently, since I have no money atm, is there anything I can do that gets that amount in my paypal within 1 or 2 days?

    This is only one time thing, any advice?

    Sorry for the billionth thread about this topic, but I'm really in an urgent situation!

    Thanks in advance.
     
  2. wordhire

    wordhire Newbie

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    Write 100 unique, well written, non spun articles and sell the pack on DP. Aim for around 400 words. Download dragon naturally speaking. Talk into the thing for about 18 hours.

    Get crackin!
     
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  3. Ilike2make$

    Ilike2make$ Newbie

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    I would try to sell something on ebay! It is legal and qucick just put something up or multiple things up for sale with a 24 hour auction. Other than that i am not sure of a away to get money in hand that quick, unless you try to offer a service.....
     
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    Ilike2make$ Newbie

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    Wow! I will admit you really do think outside the box! That is not the first thing that would have come to mind for me.
     
  5. quick-ad

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    I agree with wordhire it does work well and you can get dragon cracked just look in google
     
  6. zozor

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    Sell an ebook at dp
     
  7. khan0

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    Ebay might be a bit slow as they put holds on incoming payments for new accounts. DP would be the fastest method or do something blackhat locally
     
  8. Cyber_Demon12

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    Look on here and use some methods... You can get articles written a lot easier than speaking into a microphone all day. :)

    But seriously, look. I'm not going to go through and give you every detail and link because there is a search feature. Also, look in the download section and see if you can find any program that is cracked or whatever that you can use to make some money.

    If all else fails, steal a car and take it to a chop shop. Depending on the car, you should make more than $100. :) Or go raid a neighbor's house for their jewelry or your grandma's house.. Then go and pawn it... Should be some extremely easy money.

    Note, I have not done anything in the last 2 paragraphs... Actually I lie... But who cares....
     
  9. stobex

    stobex Registered Member

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    This.
    There has never been an easier way for someone who needs money right now. If you really want to bank on this you gotta be ready to do something really nasty.
     
  10. TheFounding

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    I tried this last night, just for the hell of it. Found a motel room at the Sunshine Motel. It actually only cost me $19 because I got the room through Hotwire and when I got there it had some severe water damage and a hole in the wall, as well as mold on the ceiling and some weird blue-ish stains on the shower curtain, so I got a nice discount.

    I posted an ad on Craigslist's Adult section. I did the whole discreet-sounding deal with the "Roses" instead of dollars idea. The first victim, some old man named Paul, actually showed up with 120 roses. We watched Deal or No Deal for an hour and he left. I sold the roses to a florist this morning and netted twenty bucks.

    The second interested party, Quentin, showed up, and everything was going swell. Until I found out he was a eunuch. After that I didn't know what to do, so he left awkwardly. I gave him a 30 dollar refund on the half hour, so I had made $30 at that point.

    The next guy that came in was a transvestite. Being a woman myself, this was quite the turn-off, so I didn't really let anything happen. But I gladly took the money for the fifteen minutes. Total profit then was $60. $80 with the roses.

    Victim number four tried to rape me, but I got the better of him and stabbed him right in the jugular. Luckily the carpet was already a nasty shade of maroon, or I may have had to pay a damage fee. Hollowed out the mattress of the most unappealing bed and stuffed his body inside. But I got his money and his wallet. Total profit, with rose money: $142, a coupon to Steak N Shake, and a MasterCard in the name of Christopher ********.

    I was satisfied, after that, so I checked out with what I had left of my dignity, returned to my house, and fell asleep, much richer. This method DOES work!
     
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  11. james75

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    sell ebook on DP with a copy review. they love that
     
  12. zebrahat

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    Sell your booty? That's not blackhat, that's sad hat.
     
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  13. afallison

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    did you use your aff link for the hotwire room? a few more bucks....
     
  14. platinvm

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    I well admit you are probably one of the funnest guys I have ever meat( I have never really meat you, but you get the point :p)
     
  15. element_of_0ne

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    Get a payday loan
     
  16. TheFounding

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    Damn, I completely forgot! -__-

    Next time I give this a try, I'll do that for sure.
     
  17. singingsleep

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    Find some photos of a table full of iphones. Add an email to your paypal like "bullshitelectronics@gmail.com". Post on CL saying you're selling refurbished iphones for $99, 7 day warranty. When they write back say you only accept paypal. Of course, you're gonna get some heat when you don't make with the iphones. In a couple of days after you've gotten your money, say you already spent the money and you got robbed for the iphones and that you'll resolve it when you can. Go find an ewhore affiliate that pays via paypal. Use your payment to make up for the negative balance.
     
  18. teenmoney

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    Maybe write an ebook about what you know about ewhoring since you are making money with it and sell the book on DP :) Otherwise I would go with writing some articles and selling them
     
  19. singingsleep

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    ^ that's actually a really good idea this time of year.
     
  20. teenmoney

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    That's true.. $20 per lawn is actually a decent price for the person too. I think most lawn companies charge like $25 per lawn.