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0-200 in less then 6 seconds

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Sugirl, Mar 20, 2011.

  1. Sugirl

    Sugirl Regular Member

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    Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
    really pissed.

    She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
    driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

    The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
    up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
    gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

    Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
    the box back in the house.

    She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    Bob has been missing since Friday.
     
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  2. BlackDalhia

    BlackDalhia Newbie

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    Lol! That's cute :)
     
  3. tooslim

    tooslim Regular Member

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    yes! this is awsome
     
  4. dribbleonline

    dribbleonline Registered Member

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    hahaha nice one
     
  5. leisure

    leisure Registered Member

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    ...........ahaha
     
  6. TheNatural

    TheNatural Registered Member

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    LOL, nice one :)
     
  7. morehits

    morehits Junior Member

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    nice one !!
     
  8. everythingred

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  9. TheRedPill

    TheRedPill Newbie

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    Loi. Very funny and unexpected. Nice joke. Thanks for the laugh. :D
     
  10. xboxps3wow

    xboxps3wow Power Member

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    this is older than me ;(
    still funny though :p