Invitation to join the illuminati

Greetings, from the illuminati world elite empire, Are you a business Man/woman,
politician, musician, student, footballer,salary earner.
Do you want to be rich, need protection, gain more knowledge, be powerful and famous.
if YES!. Then you can achieve your dreams by being a member of the great illuminati empire,
Once you are a member all your dreams and heart desire can be fully accomplished.
With this brief summary, If you are interested to become a member of the great illuminati then
get back to us for more information about joining the illuminati.
Note: Some email providers incorrectly place messages in their spam / junk folder folder.
This can divert and exclude our responses to your emails.
We await your response.
The illuminati.

Click to expand...

UnusualSubstance said:

I got booted from the Illuminati by asking to marry the hot receptionist.

Click to expand...

RoiBox said:

Asking the chairman's wife to marry you might not been your best move, but a bald move surely though. Kudos for that.

Click to expand...

Dor1234 said:

How do I join too

Click to expand...

UnusualSubstance said:

I got booted from the Illuminati by asking to marry the hot receptionist.

View attachment 359403

Maybe they've forgiven me?

Click to expand...

SIPSAMURAI said:

LOl. I've heard the chairman loves orgies, so youll be alright.

Click to expand...

Echos said:

@UnusualSubstance is on long vacation
but hey we have his cute version @Vynith here to answer you regardless of his busy weekend with girls

Click to expand...

Vynith said:

Bros destroying my aura for any potential baddies reading this.

Click to expand...

Echos said:

I am building you up
The whole world need to know the level of aura you carring for baddies

Click to expand...

valac1993 said:

Welcome my son.

Don't forget to read Codex Gigas.

Umbrae noctis, audi vocem meam.
Per tenebras et silentium, surge.
Portae obscurae, aperite vos.
Spiritus noctis, appare.
Maledictio et ignis, circumdate me.
Nomen tuum in tenebris voco.
Veni, si audis. Veni, si potes.
Sic fiat.

Click to expand...