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Aisha Brown

Aisha Brown

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If animals could talk, which one would be the biggest asshole?
 
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Damn.... Honey badger : D

I wanted to say cat but I know a lot of people who have adorable cats as pets even though they can be gangsters sometimes too
 
Definitely geese they’re already behaving like the kings of the castle. If they could talk, I get the impression that they would spend all day insulting people.
 
I will vote for cats; they already criticize us quietly, so what would happen if they were able to speak? Geese wouldn’t lag far behind either; those critters are vicious.
 
SirTop said:
Damn.... Honey badger : D

I wanted to say cat but I know a lot of people who have adorable cats as pets even though they can be gangsters sometimes too
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Cats don't even need to talk to be assholes
7th Sense said:
Panda would be the laziest AH I think. But they are cute MF lol
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Pandas really got away with doing absolutely nothing just because they're cute
 
I vote for the Honey badger. Guy will be mean, and audacious and would pretty much careless who cares.
 
Goose. No hesitation. They already act like they own the place without saying a word.
 
Aisha Brown said:
If animals could talk, which one would be the biggest asshole?
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I think it would pandas and gorilla like they already look horrifying and if they starts talking imagine the combination of some peak asshole shit :)
 
Maybe cats. They already look at humans like we're their unpaid staff. If they could talk, they would probably complain about everything while still expecting us to feed them.
 
Cats would definitely take top spot without hesitation. They already act completely indifferent, so giving them a voice would just mean constant complaints about food quality and demands to be left alone. Geese and seagulls would easily compete for second place based on pure chaotic aggressiveness.
 
Humans, in the end we are still animals and assholes in most cases
 
SettingSun77 said:
Oh they're absolute twats, aren't they? We've had a bunch in the flat in the past few days - twice while I've been sat on the bog. They love this time of year, the pricks.
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They definitely like it this time of the year. They got some sass too.
I was setting up wiring outside for cams, the damn things were on the way. We sprayed them with some bug spray. They just scattered, stunned and came back, even angrier. We sprayed them for like 3 times. Nothing changed. Then we sprayed them with good ol WD-40 . They were gone the next day.
When everything else fails, good ol WD-40 comes to the rescue.
 
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