I'll bite.
A piglet walks to a forest. As it walks it swears and spits and stomps because it's really angry.
The piglet runs into a fox. "Piglet, my man, why are you so pissed off?"
And the piglet cuts her short and spits out ,,I AM JUST PISSED OFF OK WHY DON'T YOU LICK MY ASS CLEAN?" and...