Red Soviet

I am Dmitri Ivanovich. I hail from homeland of Russia.

Father not show up for birth and mother not show up for birth. Dmitri had hard start in life from second of born.

Child Dmitri was raised by baba. Baba owned dachas around world!

As teen, Dmitri experiment with sherbert hoover vacuum cleaning tube and Petroleum jelly. Baba not like this. 'Dmitri, no clogging vacumm filter with jelly' she say.

As adult, Dmitri join KGB. No big deal, do not want to talk about.

I learn of Vodka at early age. I get 3 wifes, I always choose Vodka over wife.