I'm from the far distant future. Global warming killed off all the humans, and us koalas evolved to replace them. We've invented time travel, but my machine broke down and I'm stuck here until I get the parts together to fix it. I'm hoping to make some cash online to do so.
I'm in the process of writing a couple of websites, and I do a small amount of relevant advertising, mostly, at present, raising money for a charity focused on girls' education in Africa.