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BlueYoda

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Hey, If anyone wants to collect on this you are welcome to it. You will be rich by days end.:rolleyes:



Hello,
Good day, How are you today? I have Paid the delivery fee for your Check to be delivered to your doorstep. After i verified that the expireing date is close at hand.
So I coverted the $850,000.00 Dollar's to cash payment to avoid losting this funds.
Now Contact the EXPRESS&SECURITY COMPANY with the registration number, independent/mtm/ped/214/2006 and the security code of 883kp
Dr.Eric Akone
Em: [email protected]
Send your contact to them
Regards,
Mrs Antonia Adams
 
Im sorry but do we really need to discuss such petty topics like this one which deals with the ever common and overrated email scam?
 
WTF?

I'm lost with this, I know I've received emails with this kind of thing before but what was the point of posting this? I'm COMPLETELY confused now :(

Was this an attempt for you to try and gather all our email addresses???? :D
 
:swordfighSorry. I thought a little levity might be in order this "strongend" day of rest and some relaxation.
 
huh?

Either I'm retarded (which could be the case) or I'm completely lost as to what the message is that you're trying to pull across here BlueYoda. ;)

Please explain what you meant on your first post.
 
Dear Sir.

Cavalier greetings, and your contact information was referred to me by one of my trusted contacts, whose name I am not at liberty to compromize. I would like to approach you with reguards to a profitable Business Proposal, reguarding the transfer of EIGHT HUNDRED FIFTY THOUSAND ($850,000) U.S. Dollars held from EXPRESS&SECURITY COMPANY into your Bank Account. For reasons I am sure you will appreciate, I ask that you keep this commucation confidential, and avoid it falling into the hands of any agents of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police that may be operating in Your area.

My name is C.J. Yomotaka, and I am the Loyal Servant of Alfonzo Broneida, the recently Retired Leader of the Freedom Fighters of Canada. If you have been following the events in my country over the last few years, you will remember the big scandal that took place when Broneida was forced into retirement and exile by his opponents.

You see, my Master had a lot of enemies , even among the Opposition, who envied his great secret fortune. It was they who removed him in the hope to gain access to the money accumulated over his long career as a Freedom Fighter. Fortunately, there was too much scandal and media coverage in the aftermath of Broneida's exile for them to move openly to claim his money. This gave me and a few trusted people who were still loyal to my Master, an opportunity to move the money into a secret account at the Second Central Bank of Canada.

While we managed to do this without the Royal Canadian Mounted Police becoming aware of our activities, the money cannot remain in this account, because at the end of the tax year, all deposits and interest will be reported to the Taxation Bureau of Canada, where our enemies have informants in their pay. The only option available to us, is transfering the money to a trusted partner who is a foreign national and cannot be linked to Alfonzo Broneida in any way.

As your name was brought to my attention by a very trusted contact in Canada's Foreign Office, I have been authorized by my partners to contact you with this Proposal. All that would be required of you is the use of your bank account to perform a transfer of EIGHT HUNDRED FIFTY THOUSAND ($850,000) U.S. Dollars. Once the money has been deposited, one of Broneida's other Loyal Servants will contact you, at which point you will release SIX HUNDRED THIRTY SEVEN DOLLARS ($637) of the amount into his custody.

I am authorized by my Master's estate in Canada to offer you the remaining TWO HUNDRED THIRTEEN DOLLARS ($213) as a compensation for your services. Because the money would only need to be in your bank account for a few days, and your danger of being discovered by The Royal Canadian Mounted Police is minimal, we believe the commission of TWENTY FIVE PERCENT (25 %) to be more than generous.

Once I have received Your consent and Bank Account number, I will be able to make a claim under Your name with The Canadian National Lottery for the above sum. We have a friend on the Board Of Oversight in that organization who has assured me that the claim will be processed without raising any red flags, and the money will be released into Your Bank Account no later than within SEVEN (7) days from the time I receive your response.

I am at your disposal to answer any questions you may have about this Transaction, so don't hesitate to contact me via telephone, at +1-555-555-6366 (Just ask for C.J.). I eagerly await your reply, though I must ask you to treat this matter with great secrecy, lest you betray me and my partners to the agents of Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

Respectfully Yours,

C.J. Yomotaka
 
Dear Sir.

Cavalier greetings, and your contact information was referred to me by one of my trusted contacts, whose name I am not at liberty to compromize. I would like to approach you with reguards to a profitable Business Proposal, reguarding the transfer of EIGHT HUNDRED FIFTY THOUSAND ($850,000) U.S. Dollars held from EXPRESS&SECURITY COMPANY into your Bank Account. For reasons I am sure you will appreciate, I ask that you keep this commucation confidential, and avoid it falling into the hands of any agents of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police that may be operating in Your area.

Respectfully Yours,

C.J. Yomotaka

<BURP> <FART> <PUKE> Now that my mind is clear and I'm thinking straight......I want in on this bad boy. Where do I send the money? Don't worry, I won't tell anyone!
 
Oh GOD not more Nigerian scams again!!! The internet is littered with the words "BEWARE!"
 
lol @ at this whole topic.


Should we post all the scam emails we get?
 
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