- Dec 30, 2007
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My penis is dead. Seriously, I can't lift it as per my usual wank.
Maybe he took a well deserved vacation.
PROTIP: Change your favorite tube source. It helps.
Strange how your penis died after you were mysteriously upgraded to Jr Vip by @Zwielicht
Maybe he has some strange power.
Power to shut gmans penis down
After getting the BLUE gman spent the nite at the jrvip lounge, had sex with 13 ladies and milked the monke papal mony machine to pay the bill. guy's an animal. His wiener won't work for the next month now.
Every week someone leaks Jr.VIP benefits. Why you? Reported.